Man May Be Happy

"Man may be happy, if he will:"
I've said it often, and I think so still;
  Doctrine to make the million stare!
Know then, each mortal is an actual Jove;
Can brew what weather he shall most approve,
  Or wind, or calm, or foul, or fair.

But here's the mischief--man's an ass, I say;
  Too fond of thunder, lightning, storm, and rain;
He hides the charming, cheerful ray
  That spreads a smile o'er hill and plain!
Dark, he must court the skull, and spade, and shroud--
The mistress of his soul must be a cloud!

Who told him that he must be cursed on earth?
  The God of Nature?--No such thing;
Heaven whispered him, the moment of his birth,
  "Don't cry, my lad, but dance and sing;
Don't be too wise, and be an ape:--
In colors let thy soul be dressed, not crape.

"Roses shall smooth life's journey, and adorn;
  Yet mind me--if, through want of grace,
  Thou mean'st to fling the blessing in my face,
Thou hast full leave to tread upon a thorn."

Yet some there are, of men, I think the worst,
Poor imps! unhappy, if they can't be cursed--
  Forever brooding over Misery's eggs,
As though life's pleasure were a deadly sin;
Mousing forever for a gin
  To catch their happiness by the legs.

Even at a dinner some will be unblessed,
However good the viands, and well dressed:
  They always come to table with a scowl,
Squint with a face of verjuice o'er each dish,
Fault the poor flesh, and quarrel with the fish,
  Curse cook and wife, and, loathing, eat and growl.

A cart-load, lo, their stomachs steal,
Yet swear they can not make a meal.
I like not the blue-devil-hunting crew!
  I hate to drop the discontented jaw!
O let me Nature's simple smile pursue,
  And pick even pleasure from a straw.