the way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool
to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows
and adding and(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows
the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool
to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms
is hows to hump a cows
the way to hump a cow is not
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rull
to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows
which if they don't to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows
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My friend and I read this the other day in a very old book we found, copyrighted in the '40's. It was awesome. We did a clapping game to it--like the "Miss Susie" one, if you know what I'm talking about. Maybe we're supposed to be more mature, but we're still kids and I think people should embrace their childhood and keep going full force with whatever makes them happy, and let me tell you, acting like a kid can sure make you happy.
Isn't Cummings brilliant? I love the way he messed with the words. He's so clever. If he was alive, I would show up at his house and be his mistress, now and forever. Not really, but I would probably stalk the poor guy.
Cummings is amazing.
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