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Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet
Sat at a buffet
  Willing the time away.
When there came a big cider
And sat down beside her . . .
  They carried Miss Muffet away

Notes

They say that Australian cider possesses more alcoholic quantities than is generally supposed; and it has been banned from unlicensed shop

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