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The Applicant

First, are you our sort of a person?
Do you wear
A glass eye, false teeth or a crutch,
A brace or a hook,
Rubber breasts or a rubber crotch,

Stitches to show something's missing? No, no? Then
How can we give you a thing?
Stop crying.
Open your hand.
Empty? Empty. Here is a hand

To fill it and willing
To bring teacups and roll away headaches
And do whatever you tell it.
Will you marry it?
It is guaranteed

To thumb shut your eyes at the end
And dissolve of sorrow.
We make new stock from the salt.
I notice you are stark naked.
How about this suit——

Black and stiff, but not a bad fit.
Will you marry it?
It is waterproof, shatterproof, proof
Against fire and bombs through the roof.
Believe me, they'll bury you in it.

Now your head, excuse me, is empty.
I have the ticket for that.
Come here, sweetie, out of the closet.
Well, what do you think of that ?
Naked as paper to start

But in twenty-five years she'll be silver,
In fifty, gold.
A living doll, everywhere you look.
It can sew, it can cook,
It can talk, talk , talk.

It works, there is nothing wrong with it.
You have a hole, it's a poultice.
You have an eye, it's an image.
My boy, it's your last resort.
Will you marry it, marry it, marry it.

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  • down without you
    March 2, 2006
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    This is deffinately one of my fav Plath poems, its funny, its sarcastic, but its true. she makes such a good point with it, and as always her word choice is perfect. x

  • Ava Noire
    June 13, 2005
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    I love her sarcasim! Her witty intelligence is just part of her remarkable charm. This makes me laugh and I always enjoy reading it.

  • bethany may
    June 15, 2004
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    this is one of her most awesome poems....its funny and strange and thats why I love it...I actually studied her in literature and she was strange but an awesome poet

  • generic
    February 24, 2004
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    i love this poem. i think it's my favorite by her (sure, she has better ones, i think, but this is still my favorite)