He tells you when you've got on
too much lipstick
And helps you with your girdle
when your hips stick.
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Interesting look at what makes the perfect husband. I'd never point out if my girlfriend was wearing too much lipstick and i don't know what a girdle is, how useless does that make me?
, ah well, im sure i'll make up for it in other ways 
. Very cute liddle poem, and i see what your saying, it's all the small things that makes a husband perfect, all the little gestures, everything he does to help. Very nicely written. (Also, i must agree with mina nagi, i don't believe there is such thing as an actual perfect husband) c ya, Dan
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I was attracted by the title... I've been lead to belive that there's no such thing "The Perfect Husband"... lol...
mina -
Aw thats cute. Interesting, short, but cute. I am too young to know what the perfect husband is, but you explained what you think it is very well.
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Ogden Nash is no Ogden Nash
Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker
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hehe what a very cute little pieced..sumed up the "perfect husband in ver little words!! well done, short and meaningful..something that i can not do!
later days!
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Very cute! Yep; I'd say that just about sums up "the perfect husband!" Started my day off with a smile!
LBW -
My husband is just that , my husband...as far as too much lipstick, ermmmm does he have a BA in the cosmetic field....and what is a girdle . Fortunately I do not need one , but I believe even if I did , I would not squeeze myself into such a contraption that to please him I take this piece as a humorous tongue in cheek write , and so do not take offense and start lecturing about what I think constitutes the perfect husband....actually I think there is NO such species
Reenie
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Is this a man's perspective of the Perfect Husband? Yes I think so lol
Lipstick I can relate to - girdle - no way. girls how do we make our hips stick?
Such a simplistic view on married life Mr. Nash.
Made me smile though
~Von~
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