when God created love he didn't help most
when God created dogs He didn't help dogs
when God created plants that was average
when God created hate we had a standard utility
when God created me He created me
when God created the monkey He was asleep
when He created the giraffe He was drunk
when He created narcotics He was high
and when He created suicide He was low
when He created you lying in bed
He knew what He was doing
He was drunk and He was high
and He created the mountains and the sea and fire at the same time
He made some mistakes
but when He created you lying in bed
He came all over His Blessed Universe.
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This one definitely made me smile. Good stuff here.
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Very Cheeky, he must of had fun writting it
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Yea, this is extremely clever. If you are really trying to impress a woman, why worry about what she thinks. If you say something really charming somebody else probably already said it.
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You know, I only recently "found" Charles Bukowski. I came across a book, entirely by accident, thought the title looked interesting, and it all began there. Now, I can't get enough of his poems. I feel like I have missed out and have so much to catch up on. Like most of the other poems (by him) that I've read, I really enjoyed this.
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What more could you ever want?
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LMFAO.....blasphemous!!!! But funny as hell. The last verse had me rolling on the floor. He made some mistakes
but when He created you lying in bed
He came all over His Blessed Universe.
Jenna
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