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The Meehoo With An Exactlywatt

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Me!

Me who?


That's right!

What's right?

Meehoo!

That's what I want to know!


What's what you want to know?

Me, who?

Yes, exactly!

Exactly what?

Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!


Exactly what on a chain?

Yes!

Yes what?

No, Exactlywatt!


That's what I want to know!

I told you - Exactlywatt!

Exactly what?

Yes!

Yes what?


Yes, it's with me!

What's with you?

Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.

Me who?

Yes!


Go away!


Knock knock…

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  • December 21, 2007
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    From guest Zach (contact)
    I loved this poem when I was a child. And it still keeps my heart with laughter today.


  • September 8, 2007
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    Educational

    From guest Jennifer (contact)
    I used this poem for a Spanish presentation that I had to do. I translated the WHOLE thing into Spanish "El Yoquien con un Exactamenteque." The entire class was rolling in the aisles with laughter.

  • softballlfreak
    June 5, 2007
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    That was an awesome poem!


  • June 4, 2007
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    From guest Avram (contact)
    funny


  • March 8, 2007
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    Poems

    From guest Mohammed (contact)
    I belive Shel Silverstien is a great poet. I have read each of his books atlesast twice and still i enjoy them. So Mr. Silverstein keep the poems comeing. If you read this plese talk back. You are my greatest hero. Your Admirer, Mohammed Chowdhury


  • March 8, 2007
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    poems

    From guest Mohammed (contact)


  • February 22, 2007
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    It's cute

    From guest Donna (contact)
    I like this one because I can tell it to my niece and make her giggle. Infact, it still makes me giggle!


  • Claide
    March 17, 2006
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    Very Witty

    I don't know where he got these ideas... This was hillarious. I wish my creativity would do so well. Heh, I don't think I've had such a laugh in a long while.


  • December 10, 2004
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    wow i LOVE this poem well i just love shel HA