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Twistable Turnable Man

He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.
He can crawl in your pocket or fit your locket
Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,
Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller,
Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller,
Yes he can, course he can,
He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Shrinkable Man.
And he lives a passable life
With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable
Pullable Tugable Wife.
And they have two twistable kids
Who bend up the way that they did.
And they turn and they stretch
Just as much as they can
For this Bendable Foldable
Do-what-you're-toldable
Easily moldable
Buy-what you're-soldable
Washable Mendable
Highly Dependable
Buyable Saleable
Always available
Bounceable Shakeable
Almost unbreakable
Twistable Turnable Man.

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  • August 28
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    I REMEBER THIS POEM

    From guest BEX (contact)
    I remember this from when i was in school ages ago this is the best poem i love it and i know it off by heart and never get mixed up.
    (Expletive removed - Oldpoetry Team)

  • RedwingSpirit
    February 16
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    Excellent silly write reminds my of that rubber toy gumby or something like that lol


  • February 15
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    omg

    From guest tim (contact)
    omg dude thats the best poem ever!!


  • December 28, 2007
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    Good poem

    From guest John (contact)
    I like this a lot


  • December 23, 2007
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    tight poem

    From guest aj (contact)
    good poem dude


  • December 17, 2007
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    poem

    From guest Lala (contact)
    it is great!


  • December 14, 2007
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    Nice Poem!

    From guest Tiffani (contact)
    I love this poem!


  • December 14, 2007
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    Love It!

    From guest Tiffani Tawney (contact)
    I Love This Peom. Silverstein was such a good writer.


  • December 13, 2007
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    From guest Cheyenne (contact)
    Love it!


  • December 7, 2007
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    ausum

    From guest alexander nunez (contact)
    lol i can barrly read the first five lines without messing up


  • November 29, 2007
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    Yay

    From guest Caitlin (contact)
    I love this poem! I remember reading it when I was a kid :-) Thank you for posting it


  • October 31, 2007
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    From guest Jamie (contact)
    In the fourth grade we had to memorize a poem for class and I chose this one, to this day I still remember it by heart cause its one of the coolest poems I've ever read!

  • softballlfreak
    June 5, 2007
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    cool

    I think that was the greatest tonge twisters of all time!


  • April 27, 2007
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    great poem

    From guest carena (contact)
    that is so cool


  • April 15, 2007
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    great

    From guest nadai (contact)
    I think this is the most creative poem ever!


  • April 15, 2007
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    please

    From guest liza (contact)
    can i do this for sharing tomorrow? Liza


    • I-Like-Rhymes Moderators member
      April 15, 2007
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      To guest Liza and everyone else out there.
      The more we share these poems the more people will be encouraged to read and write poetry themselves so please feel free to share anything from this Oldpoetry site BUT always tell people the author's name (and ours too if you feel generous).
      The Old Poetry Team


  • April 2, 2007
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    The Twistable Turnable man

    From guest Emily (contact)
    i love this poem..... Shel Silverstein is one my personal favorite poets... he has done wonders for the poetic world today and for years to come


  • March 8, 2007
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    cool

    From guest jazz (contact)
    this is a good funny poem


  • Flaming Rose
    January 30, 2007

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    Great Write

    Could not of said it better. Great write. Enjoyed the read. Light wrighting is always a pleasure to read. The subject caught me off gaurd. But the writer was worth the read.


  • January 16, 2007
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    :)

    From guest aaron (contact)
    this is the best poem ever!!


  • January 4, 2007
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    From guest lexi (contact)
    hello my name is lexi i adore your peoms i read your poem sick to a third grade class as a school grade and they loved it and i got an a+ thanx lexi


  • December 7, 2006
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    that is the most awesomest poem

    From guest kayla motellaro (contact)
    even though i can't say it perfect yet, it is one of my favorite poem because of the rythem and the words that just flow together!


  • Mechanical Angel
    October 24, 2006
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    haha this one is awesome! Flows sooo neatly!


  • April 4, 2005
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    the best poem i read

  • Desiree Darkk
    July 20, 2004
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    hehehe. Thanks Von that was fast

    Probably my all time favorite Shel Silverstein's childrens poem. Just tickles me pink every time I read it.

    Desiree

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