[DRAMATIS PERSONAE.
RAFE ROYSTER DOYSTER 2.s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE.s
GAWYN GOODLUCKE, 2.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY, 2.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE, 2.
TOM TRUEPENIE, 2.
SYM SURESBY, 2.
harpax s 2.
$SCRIVENER.
2 ENSIGNS 2.
DAME CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE,s 2.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST, 2e.
TIBET TALK-APACE
ANNOT ALYFACEs
THE SCENE
LONDON.]
[2] 2 Prologue.
What Creature is in health, eythei yong or olde,
But som mirth with modestie wil be glad to use
As we in thys Enterlude shall now unfolde,
Wherin all scuriiitie we utterly refuse,
Avoiding such mirth wherin is abuse:
Knowing nothing more comendable for a mans
recreation
Than Mirth which is used in an honest fashion:
Mirth recreates our spirites and voydeth pensive-
nesse,
Mirth increaseth amitie, not hindring our wealth,
Mirth is to be used both of more and lesse,
Being mixed with vertue in decent comlynesse.
As we trust no good nature can gainsay the same:
Which mirth we intende to use, avoidyng all
blame.
The wyse Poets long time heretofore,
Under merrie Comedies secretes did declare,
Wherein was contained very vertuous lore,
With mysteries and forewamings very rare.
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Suche to write neither 2 nor 2 dyd
spare, s
whiche among the learned at this day beares the
bell. s
These with such other therein dyd excell.
Our Coraedie or Enterlude which we intende to
play
Is named Royster Doyster in deede.
which against the vayne glorious doth invey,
Whose humour the roysting sort continually doth
feede.
Thus by your pacience we intende to proceede
In this our Enterlude by Gods leave and grace,
And here I take my leave for a certaine space.
[2.]
FINIS.
ACTUs I. SCAENA I.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2
[MATHEW MERYGREEKE.] As long lyveth the mery
man (they say) .
As doth the sory man and longer by a day.
Yet the Grassehopper for all his Sommer pipyng,
Sterveth in Winter wyth hungrie gripyng,
Therefore an other sayd sawei doth men advise,
That they be together both mery and wise.
Thys Lesson must 1 practise, or else ere long,
Wyth mee Mathew Merygreeke it will be wrong.
In deede men so call me, for by Him that us
bought,s
What ever chaunce betide, I can take no thought
Yet wisedome woulde that I did my selfe bethinke
Where to be provided this day of meate and
drinke:
For knowes ye, that for all this merie note of
mine,
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He might apposes me now that should aske where
I dine.
My lyving lieth heere and there, of Gods grace,
Sometime wyth this good man, sometyme iu that
place,
Sometime Lewis Loytrer biddeth me come neere,
Somewhyles Wathin Waster maketh us good
cheere,
Sometime Davy Diceplayer when he hath well
cast
Keepeth revell route as long as it will last.
Sometime Tom Titiviles) maketh us a feast,
Sometime with sir Hugh Pye I am a bidden
gueast,
Sometime at Nichol Neverthrives I get a soppe,
Sometime I am feasted with Bryan Blinkinsoppe,
Sometime I hang on Hankyn Hoddydodies sleeve,
But thys day on Rafe Royster Doysters by hys
leeve.
For truely of all men he is my chiefe banker
Both for meate and money,and my chiefe shoot-
anker.s
For, sooth Royster Doyster in that he doth say,
And require what ye will ye shall have no nay.
But now of Royster Doyster somewhat to expresse,
That ye may esteeme him after hys worthinesse,
In these twentie townes and seke them through-
out
Is not the like stocke, whereon to graffes a loute.
All the day long is he facing and crakiugs
Of his great actes in fighting and fraymaking:
But when Royster Doyster is put to his proofe,
To keepe the Queeness peace is moie for his
behoofe.
If any woman smyle or cast on hym an eye,
Up is he to the harde eares in love by and by,s
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And in all the hotte haste must she be hys wife,
Else farewell hys good days, and farewell his life,
Maister rafe Royster Doyster is but dead and gon
Excepte she on hym take some Compassion,
Then chiefe of counsell, must be Mathew Mery-
greeke,
What if I for mariage to suche an one seeke?
Then must I sooth it what ever it is:
For what he sayth or doth cau not be amisse,
Holde up his yea and nay, be his nowne white
sonne,s
Prayse and rouse him well, and ye have his heart
wonne,
For so well liketh he his owne fonde fashionss
That he taketh pride of false commendations.
But such sporte have I with him as I would Rot
leese,s
Though I should be bounde to lyve with bread
and cheese.
For exalt hym, and have hym as ye lustii in
deede:
Yea to hold his finger in a hole for a neede.
I can with a worde make him fayue or loth,
I can with as much make him pleased or wroth,
I can wheu I will make him mery and glad,
I can when me lust make him sory and sad,
I can set him in hope and eke in dispaire,
I can make him speake rough, and make him
speake faire.
But I marvell I see hym not all thys same day,
I wyll seeke him out: But loe, he commeth thys
way,
I have yond espied hym sadly comming,
And in love for twentie pounde, by hys glommyng.
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ACTUS I. SCAENA II.
2 RAFE ROYSTER DOYSTER [2] MATHEW
MERYGREEKE.
RAFE ROYSTER. Come death when thou wilt I am
weary of my life.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. [2.] I tolde you I, we
should wowe enother wife.
RAFE ROYSTER. Why did God make me suche a
goodly person?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. [2.] He is in by the
weke,s we shall have sport anon.
RAFE ROYSTER. And where is my trustie friende
Mathew Merygreeke?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. [2.] I wyll mike as I
sawe him not, he doth me seeke.
RAFE ROYSTER. I have hym espyed me thinketh,
yond is hee,
Hough Mathew Merygreeke my friend, a worde
with thee.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. [2 ] I wyll not heare him,
but make as I had haste,
Farewell all my good friendes, the tyme away
dothe waste,
And the tide they say, tarieth for no man.
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou must with thy good counsell
helpe me if thou can.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. God keepe thee worshypfull
Maister Royster Doyster,
And fare well the lustie Maister Royster Doyster.
RAFE ROYSTER. l muste needes speake with thee a
worde or twaine.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Within a month or two I will
be here againe,
Negligence in greate affaires ye knowe may marre
all.
RAFE ROYSTER. Attende upon me now, and well re-
wirde thee I shall.
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MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I have take my leave, and the
tide is Well spent.
RAFE ROYSTER. I die except thou helpe, I pray thee
be content
Doe thy parte wel nowe, and aske what thou wilt
For without thy aide my matter is all spilt.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then to serve your turne I
will some paines take,
And let all myne owne affaires alone for your sake.
RAFE ROYSTER. My Whole hope and trust resteth
onely in thee.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then can ye not doe amisse
What ever it bee.
RAFE ROYSTER. Gramercies Merygreeke, most bounde
to thee I am.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. But up with that heart, and
Speake out like a ramme,
Ye speake like a Capon that had the cough now:
Bee of good cheere anon ye shall doe well ynow.
RAFE ROYSTER. Upon thy Comforte, I will all things
Well handle.
MATHEW MERYGRHEKE. So loe, that is a breast to
blowe out a candle.
But What is this great matter I woulde faine
knowe,
We shall fynde remedie therefore I trowe.
Doe ye lacke money? ye knowe myne olde offers,
Ye have always a key to my purse and coffers.
RAFE ROYSTER. I thanke thee: had ever man suche a
frende?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye gyve unto me: I must
needes to you lende.
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay I have money plentie all things
to discharge.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. [2.] That knewe I ryght
Well When I made offer so large.
[RAFE ROYSTER.] But it is no suche matter.s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What is it than?
Are ye in daunger of debte to any man?
lf ye be, take no thought nor be not afraide,
Let them hardlys take thought how they shall be
paide.
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RAFE ROYSTER. Tut I owe nought.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What then? fear ye imprison-
ment?
RAFE ROYSTER. No.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. No I wists ye offende not so,
to be shent.s
But if ye[s] had, the Toures coulde not you so
bolde,
But to breake out at all times ye would be bolde.
What is it? hath any man threataed you to beate?
RAFE ROYSTER. What is he that durst have put me in
that heate?
He that beateth me, by His annes, shall well
fynde,
That I will not be farre from him nor runne be-
hinde.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. That thing knowe all men
ever since ye overthrewe,
The fellow of the Lion which 2 s1ewe.(s)
But what is it than?
RAFE ROYSTER. Of love I make my mone.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ah this foolishe a(s) love,
wilt neares let us alone?
But bicause ye were refased the last day,
Ye said ye woulde nere more be intangled that
way:.
"I would medle no more, since I fyude all so un-
hinde.,,
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea, but I can Rot so put love out of
my minde.
MATHEW MERYGREEHE. But is your love tell me first
in any wise,
In the way of Mariage, or of Merchandise?
If it may otherwise than lawfull be founde,
Ye get none of my helpe for an hundred pounde.
RAFE ROYSTER. No by my trouth I would have hir to
my Wife.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then are ye a good man, and
God save your life,
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And what or who is she, with whome ye are in
love?
RAFE ROYSTER. A woman whome I knowe not by
What meanes to move.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. Who is it?
RAFE ROYSTER. A woman yond.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What is hir name?
RAFE ROYSTER. Hir yonder.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. Whom? [s]
RAFE ROYSTER. Mistresse ah—
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. Fy fy for shame!
Love ye, and know not whome? but hir yonde, a
Woman,
We shall then get you a Wyfe, I can not tell whan.
RAFE ROYSTER. The faire Woman, that supped wyth
us yestemyght—
And I hearde hir name twice or thrice, and had it
ryght.
MATHEW MERYGREEHE. Yea, ye may see ye nere take
me to good cheere with you,
If ye had, I coulde have tolde you hir name now.
E ROYSTER. I was to blame in deede, but the
nexte tyme perchaunce:.
And she dwelleth in this house.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What Christian tustance?
RAFE ROYSTER. Except I have hir to my Wife, I shall
runne madde.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay unwise perhaps, but I
warrant you for madde.
RAFE ROYSTER. I am utterly dead unlesse I have my
desire.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Where be the bellowes that
blewe this sodeine fire?
RAFE ROYSTER. I heare She is worthe a thousande
pounde and more.
ATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yea, but learne this one les-
son of me afore,
An hundred pounde of Marriage raoney doubt-
lesse,
Is ever thirtie pounde stedyng, or somewhat lesse,
So that hir Thousande pounde yf she be thriftie,
Is muche neere about two hundred and fiftie,
Howebeit wowers and Widowes are never poore.
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RAFE ROYSTER. Is she a Widowe? I love hir better
therefore.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. But I heare she hath made
promise to another.
RAFE ROYSTER. He shall goe without hir, ands he
were my brother.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I have hearde say, I am 1ight
well advised,
That she hath to Gawyn Goodlucke promised.
RAFE ROYSTER. What is that Gawyn Goodlucke?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. A Merchant man.
RAFE ROYSTER. Shall he speede afore me? nay sir by
sweete Sainct Anne.
Ah sir, Backare quod Mortimer to his sowe,(s)
I wyll have hir myne owne selfe I make God a vow.
For I tell thee, she is worthe a thousande pounde.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yet a fitter wife for your
maship might be founde:.
Suche a goodly man as you, might get one wyth
lande,
Besides poundes of golde a thousande and a thou-
sande,
And a thousande, and a thousande, and a thou-
sande,
And so to the summe of twentie hundred thou-
sande,
Your most goodly personage is worthie of no
lesse.
RAFE ROYSTER. I am sorie God made me so comely
doubtlesse,
For that maketh me eche where so highly fa-
voured,
And all women on me so enamoured.
MATHEW MERYGREEFE. Enamoured quod you? have
ye spied out that?
Ah sir, mary nowe I see vou know what is what.
Enamoured ka?s mary sir say that againe,
But I thought not ye had marked it so plaine.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes, eche where they gaze all upon
me and stare.
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MATHEW MERYGFEEKE. Yea Malkyn, I warrant you as
muche as they dare.
And ye will not beleve what they say in the
streete,
When your mashyp passeth by all such as I meete,
That sometimes I can scarce finde what aunswere
to make.
Who is this (sayth one) sir 2
Who is this, greate 2[s] of Warwike, sayth an
other?
No (say I) it is the thirtenth 2 brother.
Who is this? noble 2 of 2 sayth the
thirde?
No, but of the same nest (Say I) it is a birde.
Who is this? greate 2 or 2
2
No (say I) but it is a brute of the Alie 1ande.(s)
this? greate 2 or 2
2
No, it is the tenth Worthie, say I to them agayne:.
not if I sayd well.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes for so I AM.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yea, for there were but nine.
worthies before ye came.
To some others, the thirde 2 I doe you call.(s)
And so as well as I can I aunswere them all.
Sir I pray you, what lorde or great gentleman is
this?
MaisterRafe Royster Doyster dame say I, ywis.
O Lorde (Sayth She than) what a goodiy man it is,
Woulde Christ I had such a husbande as he is.
O Lorde (say some) that the sight of his face we
lacke:
It is inough for you (say I) to see his backe.
His face is for ladies of high and noble parages.s
With whome he hardly scapeth great mariages.
With muche more than this, and much otherwise.
RAFE ROYSTER. I Cans thee thanke that thou canst
Suche answeres devise:
But I perceyve thou doste me throughly knowe.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I marke your maners for
myne owne learnyng I trowe,
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But suche is your beautie, and suche are your
actes,
Suche is your personage, and suche are your
factes,s
That all women faire and fowle, more and less,
They[s] eye you, they lubbes you, they talke of,
you doubtlesse,
Your p[l]easant looke maketh them all merie,
Ye passe not by, but they laugh till they & werie,
Yea and money coulde I have the truthe to tell,
Of many, to bryng you that way where they
dwell.
RAFE ROYSTER. Merygreeke for this thy reporting well
of mee:
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What shoulde I else sir, it is
my duetie pardee:.
RAFE ROYSTER. 1 promise thou shalt not lacke, while
I have a grote.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. Faith sir, and I nere had
more nede of a newe cote.
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou shalte have one to morowe, and
galde for to spende.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. Then I trust to bring the day
to a good ende.
For as for mine owne parte having money inowe,
I Could lyve onely with the remembrance of you.
But nowe to your Widowe whome you love so
hotte.
RAFE ROYSTER. By Cockes thou sayest truthe, I had
almost forgotte.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. What if Christian Custance
will not have you what?
RAFE ROYSTER. Have me? yes I warrant you, never
doubt of that
I knowe she loveth me, but she dare not speake.
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. In deede meete it were some
body should it breake.s
RAFE ROYSTER. She looked on me twentie tymes yes-
ternight
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And laughed so.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. That she coulde not sitte
upright.
RAFE ROYSTER. No faith coulde she not.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. No even such a thing I cast.s
RAFE ROYSTER. But for wowyng thou knowest women
are shamefast.
But and she knewe my minde, I knowe she would
be glad,
And thinke it the best chaunce that ever she had.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Too hir then like a man, and
be bolde forth to starte,
Wowers never speede well, that have a false harte.
RAFE ROYSTER. What may I best doe?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Sir remaine ye a while
[here].[s]
Ere long one or other of hir house will appere.
Ye knowe my minde.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea now hardly lette me alone.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. In the meane time sir, if you
please, I wyll home,
And call your Musitians, for in this your case
It would sette you forth, and all your wowyng
grace,
Ye may not lacke your instrumentes to play and
sing.
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou knowest I can doe that.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. As well as any thing.
Shall I go call your folkes, that ye may shewe a
cast?s
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea runne I beseeche thee in all pos-
sible haste.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I goe. 2.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea for I love singyng out of measure,
It comforteth my spirites and doth me great
pleasure.
But who commeth forth yond from my swete
hearte Custance?
My matter frameth well, thys is a luckie chaunce.
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ACTUS I. SCAENA III.
2 MAGE MUMBKE-CRUST, 2
2 TIBET TALK-APACE, 2
RAFE ROYSTER 2
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. If thys distaffe were spoonne,
Margerie Mumble-crust—
TIBET TALK-AFACE. 2 Where good stale
ale is will drinke no water I tmst.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Dame Custance hath promised
us good ale and white bread.
TIBET TALK-AFACE. If she kepe not promise, I will
beshrewe hir head:
But it will be starke nyght before I shall have
done.
RAFE ROYSTER. 2 I will stande here a while, and
talke with them anon,
I heare them speake of Custance, which doth my
heart good,
To heare hir name spoken doth even comfort my
blood.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Sit downe to your worke Tibet
like a good girle.
TIBET TALK-AFACE. Nourse, medle you with your
spyndle and your whirle,
No haste but good, Mage Mumble-crust for whip
and whurre
The olde proverbe doth say, never made good
furre. (s)
MAGE MUMBHE-CRUST. Well, ye wyll sitte downe to
your worke anon, I trust.
TIBET TALK-AFACE. Soft fire maketh sweete malte,
good Mage Mumble-crust.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. And sweete malte maketh joly
good ale for the nones.s
TIBET TALK-APACE. Whiche will slide downe the lane
without any bones. s>2
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Olde browne bread crustes must have much good
mumblyng,
But good ale downe your throte hath good easie
tumbling.
RAFE ROYSTER. 2 The jolyest wench that ere I
hearde, little mouse,—
May I not rejoice that she shall dwell in my
house?
TIBET TALK-APACE. So sirrha, nowe this geare begin-
neth for to frame.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Thanks to God, though your
work stand stil, your tong is not lame.
TlBET TALK-APACE. And though your teeth be gone,
both so sharpe and so fine
Yet your tongue can renne on patinss as well as
mine.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Ye were not for nought named
Tyb Talk-apace.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Doth my talke grieve you? Alack,
God save your grace.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I holdes a grote ye will drinke
anon for this geare.
TIBET TALK-APACE. And I wyll pray you the stripes
for me to beare.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I holde a penny, ye will drink
without a cup.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Wherein so ere ye drinke, I wote
ye drinke all up.
2 ANNOT ALYFACE, 2
ANNOT ALYFACE. By Cock and well sowed, my good
Tibet Talk-apace.
TlBET TALK-APACE. And een as well knitte my nowne
Annot Alyface.
RAFE ROYSTER. 2 See what a sort she kepeth
that must be my wife!
Shall not I when I have hir, leade a merrie life?
TIBET TALK-APACE. Welcome my good wenche, and
sitte here by me just.
ANNOT ALYFACE. And howe doth our old beldame
here, Mage Mumble-crust?
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TIBET TALK-APACE. Chyde, and finde faultes, and
threaten to oomplaine.
ANNOT ALYFACE. To make us poore girles shent to hir
is small gaine.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I dyd neyther chyde, nor
complaine, nor threaten.
RAFE ROYSTER. 2 It woulde grieve my heart
to see one of them beaten.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I dyd nothyng but byd hir
worke and holde hir peace.
TIBET TALK-APACE. So would I, if you coulde your
alattering ceasse:.
But the devill can not make olde trotte holde hir
tong.
ANNOT ALYFACE. Let all these matters passe, and we
three sing a song,
So shall we pleasantly bothe the tyme beguile
now,
And ekes dispatche all our workes ere we can tell
how.
TIBET TALK-APACE. I shrew them that say nay, and
that shall not be I.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. And I am well content.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Sing on then by and by.
RAFE ROYSTER. [2.] And I will not away, but
listen to their Song,
Yet Merygreeke and my folkes tary very long.
TIB, AN, 2 MARGERIE, 2
hipe mery Annot. etc.s
Trilla, Trilla. Trillarie.
Worke Tibet, worke Annot, worke Margerie.
Sewe Tibet knitte Annot spinne Margerie.
Let us see who shall winne the victorie.
TIBET TALK-APACE. This sleve is not willyng to be
sewed I trowe,
A small thing might make me all in the grounde
to throwe.
2
Pipe merrie Annot. etc.
Trilla. Trilla. Trillarie.
What Tibet, what Annot what Margerie.
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Ye sleepe, but we doe not, that shall we trie.
Your fingers be nombde, our worke will not lie.
TIBET TALK-APACE. If ye doe so againe, well I would
advise you nay.
In good sooth one stoppes more, and I make holy
day.s
2
Pipe Mery Annot. etc.
Trilla. Trilla. Trillarie.
Nowe Tibbet, now Annot, nowe Margerie.
Nowe whippets apace for the maystrie,s
But it will not be, our mouth is so drie
TlBET TALK-APACE. Ah, eche finger is a thombe to
day me thinke,
I care not to let all alone, choose it swimme or
sinke.
2
Pipe Mery Annot. etc.
Trilla. Trilla. Trillarie.
When Tibet, when Annot, when Margerie.
I will not, I can not, no more can I.
Then give we all over, and there let it lye.
2
TlBET TALK-APACE. There it lieth, the worste is but a
curried cote!s
Tut I am used therto, I care not a grote.
ANNOT ALYFACE. Have we done singyng since? then
will I in againe,
Here I founde you, and here I leave both twaine.
2
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. And I will not be long after:
Tib Talk-apace.
TlBET TALK-APACE. What is the matter?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Yond stode a man al this space
And hath hearde all that ever we spake togyther.
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TIBET TALK-APACE. Mary the more loute he for his
Comming hither.
And the lesse good he can to listen maidens talke.
I care not and I go byd him hence for to walke:.
It were well done to knowe what he maketh here
away.s
RAFE ROYSTER. [2.] Nowe myght I speake to
them, if I wist what to Say.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Nay we will go both off, and
see what he is.
RAFE ROYSTER. One that hath hearde all your talke
and singyng ywis.
TIBET TALK-APACE. The more to blame you, a good
thriftie husbandes
Woulde elsewhere have had some better matters
in hande.
RAFE ROYSTER. I dyd it for no hanne, but for good
love I beare,
To your dame mistresse Custance, I did your talke
heare.
And Mistresse nource I will kisse you for ac-
quaintanoe.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I Come anon sir.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Faith I would our dame Custance
Sawe this geare.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I must first wipe al cleane,
yea I must.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Ill chieves it dotyng foole, but
it must be cust.s
[RAFE 2 MAGE.]
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. God yeldes you sir, chads
not so much ichottes not whan,
Nere since chwas bore chwine,s of such a gay
gentleman.
RAFE ROYSTER. I will kisse you too mayden, for the
good will I beare you.
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TlBET TALK-APACE. No forsoth, by your leave ye shall
not kisse me.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes be not afearde, 1 doe not dis-
dayne you a whit.
TlBET TALK-AFACE. Why shoulde I feare you? I have
not so little wit,
Ye are but a man I knowe very well.
RAFE ROYSTER. Why then?
TIBET TALK-APACE. Forsooth for I wyll not I use not
to kisse men.
RAFE ROYSTER. I would faine kisse you too maiden,
if I myght.
TlBET TALK-APACE. What shold that neede?
RAFE ROYSTER. But to honor you by this light.
I use to kisse all them that I love, to God I vowe.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Yea sir? I pray you when dyd ye
last kisse your cowe?
RAFE ROYSTER. Ye might be proude to kisse me, if ye
were wise.
TlBET TALK-APACE. What promotion were therin?
RAFE ROYSTER. Nourse is not so nice.s
TlBET TALK-APACE. Well I have not bene taught to
kissing and licking.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yet I thanke you mistresse Nourse, ye
made no sticking.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I will not sticke for a kosse
with such a man as you.
TIBET TALK-APACE. They that lust: I will againe to
my sewyng now.
[2 ANNOT ALYFACE.]
ANNOT ALYFACE. Tidings hough, tidings, dame Cus-
tance greeteth you well.
RAFE ROYSTER. Whome me?
ANNOT ALYFACE. You sir? no sir? I do no suche tale
tell.
RAFE ROYSTER. But and she knewe me here.
ANNOT ALYFACE. Tibet Talk-apace,
Your mistresse Custance and mine, must speake
with your grace.
TIBET TALK-APACE. With me?
ANNOT ALYFACE. Ye muste come in to hir out of all
doutes.
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TIBET TALK-APACE. And my work not half done? A
mischief on all loutes.
2 ]s
RAFE ROYSTER. Ah good Sweet nourse!
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. A good sweete gentleman!
RAFE ROYSTER. What?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Nay I can not tel sir, but
what thing would you?
RAFE ROYSTER. Howe dothe sweete Custance, my
heart of gold, tell me, how?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. She dothe very well sir, and
commaunde me to you.s
RAFE ROYSTER. To me?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Yea to you sir.
RAFE ROYSTER. To me? nurse tel me plain
To me?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Ye.
RAFE ROYSTER. That word maketh me alive again.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. She commaunde me to one
last day who ere it was.
RAFE ROYSTER. That was een to me and none other by
the Masse.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I can not tell you surely, but
one It was.
RAFE ROYSTER. It was I and none other:
commeth to good passe.
I promise thee nourse I favour hir.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Een so air.
RAFE ROYSTER. Bid hir sue to me for mariage.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Een so sir.
RAFE ROYSTER. And surely for thy sake she shall
speede.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Een so sir.
RAFE ROYSTER. I shall be contented to take hir.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Een so sir.
RAFE ROYSTER. But at thy request and for thy sake.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Een so sir.
RAFE ROYSTER. And come hearke in thine eare what
to say.
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MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Een so sir.
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ACTUS I. SCAENA III.
2 MATHEW MERYGREEKE, DOBINET
DUGRTIE, 2 RARPAX 2
2 RAFE ROYSTER
[2] MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST
2
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Come on sirs apace, and
quites your selves like men,
Your pains shal be rewarded.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. But I wot not when.
MATHEW MERYGREEHE. Do your maister worship as
ye have done in time[i] past.
DOBINET DOUGRTIE. Speake to them: of mine office
he shall have a cast.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. 2 looke that thou doe
well too, and thy fellow.
HARPAX. I warrant, if he will myne example folowe.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. Curtsie whooresons, doukes
you and crouche at every worde.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. Yes whether our maister speake
earnest or borde.s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. For this lieth upons his pre-
ferment in deede.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. Oft is hee a wower, but never
doth he speede.
MATHEW MERYGHEEHE. But with whome is he nowe
so sadiy roundyng yond?
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. With s>2
fonde.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. 2 RAFE.] God be at your
wedding, be ye spedde alredie?
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I did not suppose that your love was so greedie,
I perceive nowe ye have chose of devotion,
And joy have ye ladie of your promotion.
RAFE ROYSTER. Tushe foole, thou art deceived, this
is not she.
MATHEW MERYGLEEKE. Well mockes muche of hir,
and keepe hir well I vises ye.
I will take no charge of such a faire piece
keeping.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. What ayleth thys fellowe? he
driveth me to weeping.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What weepe on the weddyng
day? be memie woman,
Though I say it ye have chose a good gentleman.
RAFE ROYSTER. Kocks nowness what meanest thou
man? tut a whistle!s
[MATHEW MERYGLEELE.] [s] Ah sir, be good to hir,
she is but a gristle,s
Ah sweete lambe and coney.s
RAFE ROYSTER. Tut thou art deceived.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Weepe no more lady, ye shall
be well received.
Up wyth some mery noyse sirs, to bring home the
bride.
RAFE ROYSTER. Gogs armes knave, art thou madde? I
tel thee thou art wide.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. Then ye entende by nyght to
have hir home brought?
RAFE ROYSTER. I tel thee no.
MATHEW MERYGREELE. How then?
RAFE ROYSTER. Tis neither ment ne thought.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. What shall we then doe with
hir?
RAFE ROYSTER. An foolish harebraine,
This is not she.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. No is? why then unsayde
againe.
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And what yong girle is this with your mashyp so
bolde?
RAFE ROYSTER. A girle?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yea. I dare say, scarce yet
three score yere old.
RAFE ROYSTER. This same is the faire widowes nourse
of whome ye wotte.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Is she but a nourse of a house?
hence home olde trotte,
Hence at once.
RAFE ROYSTER. No, no.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. What an please your maship
A nourse talke so homelys with one of your wor-
ship?
RAFE ROYSTER. I will have it so: it is my pleasure
and will.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then I am content. Nourse
come againe, tarry still.
RAFE ROYSTER. What she will helpe forward this my
sute for hir part.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then ist mine owne pygs
nie,s and hlessing on my hart.
RAFE ROYSTER. This is our best friend, man!
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then teach hir what to say!
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I am taught alreadie.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then go, make Ro delay.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yet hark one word in thine eare.
[DOBINET 2
2 RAFE.]
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Back sirs from his taile.
RAFE ROYSTER. Backe vilaynes, will ye be privie of my
counsaile?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Backe sirs, so: I told you
afore ye woulde be shent.
RAFE ROYSTER. She shall have the first day a whole
pecke of argent.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. A pecke? 2
2 have ye so much
spare?
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea and a carte lode therto,s or else
were it bare,
Besides other movables, housholde stuffe and
lande.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Have ye lands too.
RAFE ROYSTER. An hundred marks.
MATHEW MERYGREERE. Yea a thousand.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. And have ye cattell too? and
sheepe tool
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea a fewe.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. He is ashamed the numbre of
them to shewe.
Een rounde about him, as many thousande sheepe
goes,
As he and thou and I too, have fingers and toes.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. And how many yeares olde
be you?
BAFE ROYSTER. Fortie at lest.
MATREW MERYGREEKE. Yea and thrice fortie to them.
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay now thou dost jest.
I am not so olde, thou misreckonest my yeares.
MATHEW MERYGREERE. I know that: but my minde
was on bullockes and steeres.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. And what shall I shewe hir
your masterships name is?
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay she shall make sute ere she know
that ywis.s
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Yet let me somewhat knowe.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. This is hee, understand,
That killed the blewe Spider in Blanchepouder
lande. s
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Yea 2 William! zee law!
dyd he zo? law!
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yea and the last Elephant
that ever he sawe,
As the beast passed by, he start out of a buske,s
And een with pure strength of armes pluckt out his
great tuske.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. 2 [ 2
2 what a thing was that!
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RAFE ROYSTER. Yea but Merygreeke one thing thou
hast forgot.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What?
RAFE ROYSTER. Of thother Elephant.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Oh hym that fiedde away.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yea he knew that his match
was in place that day
Tut, he bet the king of Crickets on Christmasse
day,
That he crept in a hole, and not a worde to say.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. A sores man by zembletee.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. Why, he wrongs a club
Once in a fray out of the hande of Belzebub.
RAFE ROYSTER. And how, when, Mumfision?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Oh your coustrelyngs
Bore the lanteme a fielde so before the gozelyng
Nay that is to long a matter now to be tolde:
Never aske his name Nurse, I warrant thee, be
bolde,
He conquered in one day from 2 to 2
And woonne Townes, nourse, as fast as thou canst
make Apples.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. O Lorde, my heart quaketh
for feare: he is to sore.
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou makest hir to much afearde,
Meerygreeke no more.
This tale woulde feare my sweete heart Custance
right evill.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay let hir take him Nurse,
and feare not the devill.
But thus is our song dasht. 2
Sirs ye may home againe.
RAFE ROYSTER. No shall they not. I charge you all
here to remaine:
The villaine slaves! a whole day ere they can be
founde.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Couche on your maryboness
whooresons, down to the ground!
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[DOBINET 2
Was it meete he should tarie so long in one place
Without harmonie of Musike, or some solace?
Who so hath suche bees as your maister in hys
head,
Had neede to have his spirites with Musike to be
fed.
By your maisterships licence.
2
RAFE ROYSTER. What is that? a moate?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. No it was a fooles feather
had light on your coate.(s
RAFE ROYSTER. I was nigh no feathers since I came
from my bed.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. No sir, it was a haire that was
fall from your hed.
RAFE ROYSTER. My men com when it plese them.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. By your leve.
2
RAFE ROYSTER. What is that?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Your gown was foule spotted
with the foot of a gnat.
RAFE ROYSTER. Their maister to offende they are
nothing afearde.
What now?
[MERYGKEEKE 2
RAFE's 2
MATHEW MERYGREEHE. A lousy haire from your mas-
terships beard.
OMNES FAMULI.s s 2 And sir for Nurses
sake pardon this one offence.
We shall not after this shew the like negligence.
RAFE ROYSTER. I pardon you this once, and come
sing nere the wurse.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. How like you the goodnesse
of tkis gentleman, nurse?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. God save his maistership that
so can his men forgeve,
And I wyll heare them sing ere I go, by his leave.
RAFE ROYSTER. Mary and thou shalt wenche, come we
two will daunce.
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MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Nay I will by myne owne
selfe foote the song perchaunce.
RAFE ROYSTER. Go to it sirs lustily.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Pipe up a mery note,
Let me heare it playde, I will foote it for a grote.
2s [MAGE 2
RAFE ROYSTER. 2 Now nurse take
thys same letter here to thy mistresse.
And as my trust is in thee plie my businesse.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. It shal be done!
MATHEW MERYCREEKE. Who made it?
RAFE ROYSTER. I wrote it ech whit.
MATHEW MERYGREERE. Then nedes it no mending.
RAFE ROYSTER. No, no.
MATHEW MERYGRREKE. No I know your wit.
I warrant it wel.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. It shall be delivered.
But if ye speede, shall I be considered?
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. Whough, dost thou doubt of
that?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. What shal I have?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. An hundred times more than
thou canst devise to crave.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Shall I have some newe geare?
for my alde is all spent.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. The worst hitchen wench
shall goe in ladies rayment.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Yea?
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. And the worst drudge in the
house shal go better
Than your mistresse doth now.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Then I trudge with your letter.
2
RAFE ROYSTER. Now may I repose me: Custance is
mine owne.
Let us sing and play homeward that it may be
knowne.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. But are you sure, that your
letter is well enough?
RAFE ROYSTER. I wrote it my selfe.
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. Then sing we to dinner.
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ACTUS I. SCAENA v.
2 CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE 2 MAGE
MUMBLE-CRUST.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Who tookes thee thys letter
Margerie Mumble-crust?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. A lustie gay bachelor tooke it
me of trust
And if ye seeke to him he will lowes your doing.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Yea, but where learned he that
manner of wowing?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. If to sue to hym, you will any
paines take,
He will have you to his wife (he sayth) for my
sake.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Some wise gentlemen belike. I
am bespoken:
And I thought verily thys had bene some token
From my dere spouses Gawyn Goodlucke, whom
when him please
God luckily sende home to both our heartes ease.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. A joylys man it is I wote well
by report
And would have you to him for marriage resort:
Best open the writing, and see what it doth speake.
CHRISTAN CUSTANCE. At thys time nourse I will nei-
ther reade ne breake.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. He promised to give you a
whole pecke of golde.
CBRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Perchaunce lacke of a pynte
when it shall be all tolde.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I would take a gay riche hus-
bande, and I were you.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. In good sooth Mage, een so
would I, if I were thou.
But no more of this fond talke now, let us go in,
And see thou no more move me folly to begin.
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Nor bring mee no mo letters for no mans pleasure,
But thou know from whom.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I warrant ye shall be sure.
2
ACTUS II. SCAENA I.
2 DOBINET DOUGHTIE.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. Where is the house I goe to, be-
fore or behinde?
I know not where nor when nor how I shal it finde.
If I had ten mens bodies and legs and strength,
This trottimg that I have must needes lame me at
length.
And nowe that my maister is new set on wowyng,
I trust there shall none of us finde lacke of doyng:
Two paire of shoes a day will nowe be too litle
To serve me, I must trotte to and fro so mickle.s
Go beare me thys token, carrie me this letter,
Nowe this is the best way, nowe that way is
better.
Up before day sirs, I charge you, an houre or
twaine,
Trudge, do me thys message, and bring worde
quicke againe,
If one misse but a minute, than His armes and
woundes,
I woulde not have slacked for ten thousand
poundes.
Nay see I beseeche you, if my most trustie page,
Goe not nowe aboute to hinder my mariage,
So fervent hotte wowyng, and so farre from
wiving,
I trowe never was any creature livyng,
With every woman is he in some loves pang,
Then up to our lute at midnight, twangledome
twang,
Then twang with our sonets, and twang with our
dumps,s
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And heyhough from our heart, as heavie as lead
lumpes:
Then to our recorders with toodleloodle poope
As the howlets out of an yvie bushe should
hoope.s
Anon to our gitteme,s thrumpledum, thrumpledum
thrum,
Thrumpledum, thrumpledum, thrumpledum,
thrumpledum thrum.
Of Songs and Balades also is he a maker,
And that can he as finely doe as jacke Kaker,s
Yea and 2 will he dities compose,
Foolishe 2 nere made the like I suppose,
Yet must we sing them, as good stuffe I undertake,
As for such a pen man is well fittyng to make.
Ah for these long nights, heyhow, when will it be
day?
I feare ere I come she will be wowed away.
Then when aunswere is made that it may not bee,
O death why commest thou not? by and by (sayth
he).
But then, from his heart to put away sorowe,
He is as farre in with some newe love next morowe.
But in the meane season we trudge and we trot,
From dayspring to midnyght I sit not nor rest not.
And now am I sent to dame Christian Custance:
But I feare it will ende with a mocke for pastanee.s
I bring hir a ring, with a token in a cloute,s
And by all gesse, this same is hir house out of
doute.
I knowe it nowe perfect, I am in my right way.
And loe yond the olde nourse that was wyth us last
day.
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ACTUS II. SCAENA II.
2 MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST 2
DOBINET DOUGHTIE.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I was nere so shoke up afore
since I was borne,
That our mistresse coulde not have chid I wold
have sworne:
And I pray God I die if I ment any harme,
But for my life time this shall be to me a Charme.
DOBINET DOUCBTIE. God you save and see nurse, and
howe is it with you?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Mary a great deale the worse
it is for suche as thou.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. For me? Why so?
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Why wer not thou one of
them, say,
That song and playde here with the gentleman last
day?-
DOBINET DOUGBTIE. Yes, and he would know if you
have for him spoken.
And prayes you to deliver this ring and token. lo
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. Nowe by the token that God
tokened, brother,
I will deliver no token one nor other.
I have once ben so shent for your maisters pleasure,
As I wtll not be agayne for all hys treasure.
DOBINET DOUGBTIE. He will thank you woman.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I will none of his thanke.
2
DOBINET DOUGBTIE. I weene I am a prophete, this
geare will prove blanke:s
But what shouid I home againe without answere
go?
It were better go to 2 on my head than so.
I will tary here this moneth, but some of the house
Shall take it of me, and then I care not a louse.
But yonder commeth forth a wenche or a ladde,
If he have not one Lumbardes touche, s my
lucke is bad.
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ACTUS II. SCAENA III.
2 TRUEPENIE. DOBINET 2
TRUEPENIE. I am cleane lost for lacke of mery com-
panl-e,
We gree not halfe well within, our wenches and I,
They will commaunde like mistresses, they will
forbyd,
If they be not served, Truepenie must be chyd.
Let them be as mery nowe as ye can desire,
With tumyng of a hande, our mirth lieth in the
mire,
I can not skill of such chaungeable mettle,
There is nothing with them but ia docke out
nettle. s
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. Whether is it better that I speake
to him furst
Or he first to me, it is good to cast the wurst.
If I beginne first he will smell all my purpose,
Otherwise I shall not neede any thing to disclose.
TRUEPENIE. What boy have we yonder? I will see
what he is.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. He commeth to me. It is here-
about ywis.
TRUEPENIE. Wouldest thou ought friende, that thou
lookest so about?
DOBENET DOUGHTIE. Yea, but whether ye can helpe me
or no, I dout.
I seeke to one mistresse Custance house here
dwellyng.
TRUEPENIE. It is my mistresse ye seeke too by your
telling.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. Is there any of that name heere
but shee?
TRUEPENIE. Not one in all the whole towne that I
knowe pardee.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. A Widowe she is I trow.
TRUEFENIE. And what and she be?
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. But ensured to an husbande.
TRUEPENIE. Yea, so thinke we.
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DOBINET DOUGBTIE. And I dwell with hir husbande
that trusteth to be.
TRUEPENIE.In faith then must thou needes be wel-
come to me,
Let us for acquaintance shake handes togither,
And what ere thou be, heartily welcome hither.
2 TIBET TALK-APAGE 2 ANINOT ALYFACE.]
TIBET TALK-APACE. Well Truepenie never but
flinging.s
ANNOT ALYFACE. And frisking?
TRUEPENIE. Well Tibet and Annot still swingyng and
whiskyng?
TIBET TALK-APACE. But ye roile abroade.s
ANNOT ALYFACE. In the streete evere where.
TRUEPENIE. Where are ye twaine, in chambers when
ye mete me there?s
But come hither fooles, I have one nowe by the
hande,
Servant to hym that must be our mistresse hus-
bande,
Byd him welcome.
ANNOT ALYFACE. To me truly is he welcome.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Forsooth and as I may say,
heartily welcome.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. I thank you mistresse maides.
ANNOT AEYFACE. I hope we shal better know.
TIBET TALK-APACE. And when wil out new marter
Come?
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. Shortly I trow.
TIBET TALK-APACE. I would it were to morow: for
till he resorte
Our mistresse being a Widow hath small comforte,
And I hearde our nourse speak of an husbande to
day
Ready for our mistresse, a riche man and a gay,
And we shall go in our Frenche hoodes every day,
In our silke cassocks (I warrant you) freshe and
gay
In our tricke ferdegewss and billimentss of golde,
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Braves in our sutes of chaunge seven double folde,
Then shall ye see Tibet sirs, treade the mosse so
trimme,
Nay, why sayd I treade? ye shall see hir glide and
swimme,
Not lumperdee clumperdee like our spaniell Rig.
TRUEPENIE. Mary then prickmcdainties come toste
me a fig.
Who shall then know our Tib Talk-apace trow ye?
ANNOT ALYFACE. And why not Annot Aiyface as fyne
as she?
TRUEPENIE. And what had Tom Truepenie, a father
or none?
ANNOT ALYFACE. Then our prety newe come man will
looke to be one.
TRUEPENIE. We foure I trust shall be a joily mery
knot.
Shall we sing a fitte to welcome our friende,
Annot?
ANNOT ALYFACE. Perchaunce he can not sing.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. I am at all assayes.s
TIBET TALK-APACE. By Cocke and the better wel-
come to us alwayes.
2
A thing very fitte
For them that have witte,
And are felowes knitte
Servants in one house to bee,
Is fast fast for to sitte,
And not oft to flitte,
Nor varie a whitte,
But lovingly to agree.
No man complainyng,
Nor other disdayning
For losse or for gainyng,
But felowes or friends to bee.
No grudge remainyng,
No worke refrainyng,
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Nor helpe restininyng,
But lovingly to agree.
No man for despite,
By worde or by write
His felowe to twite,s
But further in honestie,
No good turnes entwite,s
Nor olde sores recite,
But let all goe quite,
And lovingly to agree.
After drudgerie,
When they be werie,
To laugh and sing they be free
With chip and cherie
Heigh dene derie,
Trill on the berie,s
And lovingly to agree.
2
TIBET TALK-APACE. Wyll you now in with us unto
our mistresse go?
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. I have first for my maister an er-
rand or two.
But I have here from him a token and a ring,
They shall have moste thanke of hir that first doth
it bring.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Mary that will I.
TRUEPENIE. See and Tibet snatch not now.
TIBET TALK-APACE. And why may not I sir, get
thanks as well as you? 2
ANNOT ALYFACE. Yet get ye not all, we will go with
you both.
And have part of your thanks be ye never so loth.
2
DOBINET DOUGBTIE. So my handes are ridde of it: I
care for no more.
I may now retum home: so durst I not afore.
2
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ACTUS I. SCAENA IIII.
2 CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE, TIBET [TALK-
APAGE,] ANNOT ALYFACE, 2 TRUEPENIE.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Nay come forth all three: and
come hither pretie mayde:.
Will not so many forewarnings make you afrayde?
TIBET TALK-APACE. Yes forsoth.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. But stil be a runner up and
downe,
Still be a bringer of tidings and tokens to towne.
TIBET TALK-APACE. No forsoth mistresse.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Is all your delite and joy
In whiskyng and rampings abroade like a Tom
boy.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Forsoth these were there too,
Annot and Truepenie.
TRUEPENIE. Yea but ye alone tooke it ye can not
denie.
ANNOT ALYFACE. Yea that ye did.
TIBET TALK-APACE. But if I had not ye twaine would.
CHRlSTIAN CUSTANCE. You great calfe, ye should have
more witte, so ye should:
But why shoulde any of you take such things in
hande?
TIBET TALK-APACE. Because it came from him that
must be your husbande.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. How do ye know that?
TIBET TALK-APACE. Forsoth the boy did say so.
CHRIST1AN CUSTANCE. What was his name?
ANNOT ALYFACE. We asked not.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. No?s
ANNOT ALYFACE. He is not farre gone of likelyhod.
TRUEPENIE. I will see.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. If thou canst finde him in the
streete bring him to me.
TRUEPENIE Yes. 2
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CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Well ye naughty girles, if ever I
perceive
That henceforth you do letters or tokens receive,
To bring unto me from any person or place,
Except ye first shewe me the partie face to face,
Eyther thou or thou, full truly abyes thou shalt.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Pardon this, and the next tyme
pouders me in salt.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I shall make all girles by you
twaine to beware.
TIBET TALK-APACE. If I ever offende againe do not me.
spare.
But if ever I see that false boy any more
By your mistreshyps licence I tell you afore
I will rather have my cote twentie times swinged,
Than on the naughtie wag not to be avenged.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Good wenches would not so
rampe abrode ydelly,
But keepe within doores, and plie their work
earnestly,
If one would speake with me that is a man likely,
Ye shall have light good thanke to bring me worde
quickly.
But otherwyse with messages to come in post
From henceforth I promise you, shall be to your
cost.
Get you in to your work.
TIBET 2 ANNOT. Yes forsoth.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Hence both twaine.
And let me see you play me such a part againe.
2 TIBET 2 ANNOT. 2 TRUEPENIE.]
TRUEPENIE. Maistresse, I have runne past the farre
ende of the streete,
Yet can I not yonder craftie boy see nor meete.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. No?
TRUEPENIE. Yet I looked as farre beyonde the people.
As one may see out of the toppe of Paules steeple.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Hence in at doores, and let me
no more be vext.
TRUEPENIE. Forgeve me this one fault, and lay on
for the next. [2.]
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CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Now will I in too for I thinke
so God me mende,
This will prove some foolishe matter in the ende.
2
ACTUS [I]II. SCAENA I.
2 MATHEW MERYGREEKE.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nowe say thys againe: he
hath somewhat to dooing
Which followeth the trace of one that is wowm- g,
Specially that hath no more wit in his hedde,
Than my cousin Royster Doyster withall is ledde.
I am sent in all haste to espie and to marke
How our letters and tokens are likely to warke.
Maister Royster Doyster must have aunswere in
haste
For he loveth not to spende much labour in
waste.
Nowe as for Christian Custance by this light,
Though She had not hir trouth to Gawyn Good-
lucke plight,
Yet rather than with such a loutishe dolte to marie,
I dare say woulde lyve a poore lyfe solitarie,
But fayne woulde I speake with Custance if I wist
how
To laugh at the matter, yond commeth one forth
now.
ACTUS III. SCAENA II.
2 TIBET [TALK-APACE].
MERYGHEEHE 2
TIBET TALK-APACE. An that I might but once in my
life have a sight
Of him that made us all so yll shent by this light
He should never escape if I had him by the eare,
But even from his head, I would it bite or teare.
Yea and if one of them were not inowe,
I would bite them both off, I make God avow.
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MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What is he, whome this little
mouse doth so threaten?
TIBET TALK-APACE. I woulde teache him I trow, to
make girles shent or beaten.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I wili call kir: Maide, with
whome are ye so hastie?
TIBET TALK-APACE. Not with you sir, but with a little
wag-pastie,s
A deceiver of folkes, by subtill craft and guile.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 I knowe where she
is:s Dobinet hath wrought some wile.
TIBET TALK-APACE. He brought a ring and token
which he sayd was sent
Frora our dames husbande, but I wot well I was
shent:
For it liked hir as well to tell you no lies,
As water in hir shyppe, or salt cast in hir eies:
And yet whence it came neyther we nor she can
tell.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 We shall have sport
anone: I like this very well.
And dwell ye here with mistresse Custance faire
maide?
TIBET TALK-APACE. Yea mary doe I sir: what would
ye have sayd?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. A little message unto hir by
worde of mouth.
TIBET TALK-APACE. No messages by your leave, nor
tokens forsoth.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then help me to speke with
hir.
TIBET TALK-APACE. With a good wil that.
Here she commeth forth. Now speake ye know
best what.
2 CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE.]
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. None other life with you maide,
but abrode to skip?
TIBET TALK-APACE. Forsoth here is one would speake
with your mistresship.
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CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Ah, have ye ben learning of mo
messages now?
TIBET TALK-APACE. I would not heare his minde, but
bad him shewe it to you.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. In at dores.
TIBET TALK-APACE. I am gon. 2
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Dame Custance God ye save.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Welcome friend Merygreeke:
and what thing wold ye have?
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. I am come to you a little mat-
ter to breake.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. But see it be honest, else bet-
ter not to speake.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Howe feele ye your selfe
affected here of late?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I feele no maner chaunge but
after the olde rate.
But whereby do ye meane?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Concernlng mariage.
Doth not love lade you?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I feale no such cariage.s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Doe ye feele no pangues of
dotage? aunswere me right.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I dote so, that I make but one
sleepe all the night.
But what neede all these wordes?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Oh jesus, will ye see
What dissemblyng creatures these same women bel
The gentleman ye wote of, whome ye doe so love,
That ye woulde fayne marrie him, yf ye durst it
move,
Emong other riche widowes, which are of him
glad,
Lest ye for lesing of him perchannce might runne
mad,
Is nowe contented that upon your sute making,
Ye be as one in election of taking.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. What a tale is this? that I wote
of? whome I love?
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. Yea and he is as loving a
worme againe as a dove.
Een of very pitie he is willyng you to take,
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Bicause ye shall not destroy your selfe for his sake.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Mary God yelde his mashyp
what ever he be,
It is gentmanly spoken.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Is it not trowe ye?
If ye have the grace now to offer your self, ye
speede.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. As muche as though I did, this
time it shall not neede,
But what gentman is it, I pray you tell me plaine,
That woweth so finely?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Lo where ye be againe,
As though ye knew him not.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Tush ye speake in jest.
MATKEW MERYGREEKE. Nay sure, the partie is in good
knackings earnest,
And have you he will (he sayth) and have you he
must.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I am promised duryng my life,
that is just.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Mary so thinketh he, unto bira
alone.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. No creature hath my faith and
trouth but one,
That is Gawyn Goodlucke: and if it be not hee,
He hath no title this way what ever he be,
Nor I know none to whome I have such worde
spoken.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye knowe him not you, by
his letter and token!
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. In dede true it is, that a let-
ter I have,
But I never reade it yet as God me save.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye a woman? and your letter
so long unredde.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Ye may therby know what hast
I have to wedde.
But now who it is, for my hande I knowe by gesse.
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. Ah well I say.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. It is Royster Doyster doubtlesse.
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MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. Will ye never leave this dis-
Simulation?
Ye know hym not.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. But by imagination,
For no man there is but a very doft and loute
That to wowe a Widowe woulde so go about.
He Shall never have me hys wife while he doe live.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then will he have you if he
may, so mote I thrive,
And he biddeth you sende him worde by me,
That ye humbly beseech him, ye may his wife be,
And that there shall be no lets>2 in you nor mis-
trust,
But to be wedded on Sunday next if he lust
And biddeth you to looke for hirn.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Doth he byd so?
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. When he commeth, aske hym
whether he did or no?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Goe say, that I bid him keepe
him warme at home
For if he come abroade, he shall cough me a
mome.s
My mynde was vexed, I shrew his head, sottish
dolt.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. He hath in his head
CHRISTIAN CUSTANGE. As much braine as a burbolt.s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Well dame Custance, if he
heare you thus play choploge.s
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. What will he?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Play the devill in the horc-
loge.s
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I defye him loute.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Shall I tell hym what ye say?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Yea and adde what so ever thou
canst, I thee pray,
Ahd I will avouche it what so ever it bee.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then let me alone, we will
laugh well ye shall see,
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It will not be long ere he will hither resorte.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Let hym Come when hym lust,
I wishe no better sport.
Fare ye well, I wili in, and read my great letter.
I shall to my wower make answere the better.
2
ACTUS III. SCAENA III.
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE 2
ROYSTER DOYSTER.
MATREW MERYGREERE. Nowe that the whole an-
Swere in my devise doth rest,
I shall paint out our wower in colours of the best.
And all that I say shall be on Custances mouth,
She is author of all that I shall speake forsoth.
But yond commeth Royster Doyster nowe in a
traunce.
RAFE ROYSTER. 2 sende me this day good lucke
and good chaunce.
I can not but come See how Merygreeke doth
speede.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 I will not See him,
but give him a juttes in deede.
I crie your mastershyp mercie!
2
RAFE ROYSTER. And whither now?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. As fast as I could runne sir
in poste against you.
But why speake ye so faintly, or why are ye so sad?
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou knowest the proverbe, bycause
I can not be had.s
Hast thou spoken with this woman?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yea that I have.
RAFE ROYSTER. And what will this geare be?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. No so God me save.
RAFE ROYSTER. Hast thou a flat answer?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay a sharp answer.
RAFE ROYSTER. What?
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MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye shall not (she sayth) by
hir will marry hir cat.
Ye are such a calfe, such an asse, such a blocke,
Such a klbume,s such a hoball,s such a lobcocke,s
And bicause ye shoulde come to hir at no season,
She despised your maship out of all reason.
Bawawes what ye say (ko I)s of such a jentman,
Nay I feare him not (ko she) doe the best he can.
He vauateth him selfe for a man of prowesse
greate,
Where as a good gander I dare say may him beate.
And where he is louteds and laughed to skorne,
For the veriest dolte that ever was borne,
And veriest lubber, sloven and beast
Living in this worlde from the west to the east:.
Yet of himselfe hath he suche opinion,
That in all the worlde is not the like minion.
He thinketh eche woman to be brought in dotage
With the onely sight of his goodly pe1sonage:
Yet none that vill have hym: we do hym loute
and fiocke,s
And make him among us, our common sporting
stocke,
And so would I now (ko she) save onely bicauae,
Better nay (ko I) I lust not medle with dawes.
Ye are happy (ko I) that ye are a woman,
This would cost you your life in case ye were a
man.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea an hundred thousand pound
should not save hir life.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. No but that ye wowe hir to
have hir to your wife,
But I coulde not stoppe hir mouth.
RAFE ROYSTER. Heigh how alas,
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Be of good cheere man, and
let the worlde passe.
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RARE ROYSTER. What shall I doe or say nowe that it
will not bee?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye shall have choice of a thou-
sande as good as shee,
And ye must pardon hir, it is for lacke of witte.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea, for were not I an husbande for
hir fitte?
Well what should I now doe?
MATREW MERYGREEKE. In faith I can not tell.
RAFE ROYSTER. I will go home and die.
MATHEW MERYGHEEKE. Then shall I bidde toll the
bell?
RAFE ROYSTER. No.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. God have mercie on your
soule, ah good gentleman,
That er ye shuld th[u]s dye for an unkinde
woman,
Will ye drinke once ere ye goe.s
RAFE ROYSTER. No, no, I will none.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. How feele your soule to God?
RAFE ROYSTER. I am nigh gone.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ahd shall we hence streight?
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2s
Maister Royster Doyster will streight go home and
die. 2 s
RAFE ROYSTER. Heigh how, alas, the pangs of death
my hearte do breake.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE Holde yout peace for shame
sir a dead man may not speake.
2s What mouraers and what torches
shall we have?
RARE ROYSTER. None.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2s He will go darklyng
to his grave,
2 mourners, 2
clinke,s
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He will steale to heavea, unknowing to God I
thinke.
2s who shall your goodes possesse?
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou shalt be my sectour,s and have
all more and lesse.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. s>2 Now
God reward your mastershyp.
And I will crie halfepenie doale for your worshyp.
Come forth sirs, heare the dolefull newes I shall
you tell.
2s
Our good maister here will no longer with us
dwell,
But in spite of Custance, which hath hym weried,
Let us see his mashyp solemnely buried.
And while some piece of his soule is yet hym
within,.
Some part of his funeralls let us here begin.
2s All men take heede by this one
gentleman,
Howe you sette your love upon an unkinde woman.
For these women be all such madde pievishe elves,
They will not be wonne except it please them
selves.
But in fayth Custance if ever ye come in hell,
Maister Royster Doyster shall se1ve you as well.
And will ye needes go from us thus in very deede?
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea in good sadnesse!s
MATKEW MERYGKEEKE. Now jesus
Christ be your speede.
Good night Roger olde knave, farewell Roger olde
knave,
Good night Roger olde knave, knave knap.
-2 s
Pray for the late maister Royster Doysters soule,
And come forth parish Clarke, let the passing bell
toll.
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2s Pray for your mayster sirs, and
for hym ring a peale.
He was your right good maister while he was in
heale.s
2
RAFE ROYSTER. Heigh how.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Dead men go not so fast.
2
RAFE ROYSTER. Heihow.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Soft, heare what I have cast.
BAFE ROYSTER. I will heare nothing, I am past.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Whough, wellaway.
Ye may tarie one houre, and heare what I shall
say,
Ye were best sir for a while to revive againe,
And quite them er ye go. .
RAFE ROYSTER. Trowest thou so?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye p!ain.
RAFE ROYSTER. How may I revive being nowe so farre
past?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I will rubbe your temples,
and fette you againe at last.
RAFE ROYSTER. It will not be possible.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 RAFE'S 2
Yes for twentie pounde.
RAFE ROYSTER. Armes!s what dost thou?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Fet you again out of your
sound.s
By this crosse ye were nigh gone in deede, I might
feele
Your soule departing within an inche of your
heele.
Now folow my counsell.
RAFE ROYSTER. What is it?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. If I wer you,
Custance should eft seeke to me, ere I woulde
bowe.
RAFE ROYSTER. Well, as thou wilt have me, even so
will I doe.
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MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. Then shall ye revive agairie
for an houre or two.
RAFE ROYSTER As thou wilt I am content for a little
space.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Good bappe is not hastie; yet
in space com[e]th grace,
To speake with Custance your selfe shoulde be
very well,
What good therof may come, nor I, nor you can
tell.
But now the matter standeth upon your mariage,
Ye must now take unto you a lustie courage.
Ye may not speake with a faint heart to Custance,
But with a kisty breast and countenance,
That she may knowe she hath to answere to a man.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes I can do that as well as any can.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then bicause ye must Cus-
tance face to face wowe,
Let us see how to behave your selfe ye can doe.
Ye must have a portely bragge after your estate.s
RAFE ROYSTER. Tushe, I can handie that after the best
rate.
[RAFE 2
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. Well done, so loe, up man
with your head and chin,
Up with that snoute man: so loe, nowe ye begin,
So, that is somewhat like, but, prankie cote,s
nay, whan!
That is a lustie brute, handes under your side
man:.
So loe, now is it even as it shouldes bee,
That is somewhat like, for a man of your degree.
Then must ye stately goe, jettings up and downe,
Tut, can ye no better shake the taile of your
gowne?
There loe, such a lustie bragges it is ye must
make.
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RAFE ROYSTER. To come behind, and make curtsie,
thou must som pains take.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Else were I much to blame, I
thanke your mastershyp.
The lorde one day all to begrime you with wor-
shyp!
[MERYGREEKE 2
Backe sir sauce,s let gentlefolkes have elbowe
roome,
Voyde sirs, see ye not maister Royster Doyster
come?
Make place my maisters. 2 RAPE.]
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou justlest nowe to nigh.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Back al rude loutes.
[2 RAFE 2
RAFE ROYSTER. Tush.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I crie your maship mercy.
Hoighdagh, if faire fine mistresse Custance sawe
you now,
Rafe Royster Doyster were hir owne I warrant
you.
RAFE ROYSTER. Neare an M by your girdle?s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Your good mastershyps
Maistershyp, were hir owne Mistreshyps mistre-
shyps,
Ye were take up for haukes,s ye were gone, ye
were gone,
But now one other thing more yet I thinke upon.
RAFE ROYSTER. Shewe what it is.
MATKEW MERYGREEKE. A wower be he never so
poore
Must play and sing before his bestbeloves doore,
How much more than you?
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou speakest wel out of dout.
MATIIEW MERYGREEKE. And perchaunce that woulde
make hir the sooner come out.
RAFE ROYSTER. Goe call my Musitians, bydde them
highs apace.
MATHEW MERYGREIIKE. I wyll be here with them ere
ye can say trey ace.s 2
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RAFE ROYSTER. This was well sayde of Merygreeke,
I lowe hys wit
Before my sweete hearts dore we will have a fit,s
That if my love come forth, that I may with hir
talke,
I doubt not but this geare shall on my side walke.
But lo, how well Merygreeke is returned sence.
MATREW MERYGREEKE. 2
2 There hath grown no grasse on
my heele since I went hence,
Lo here have I brought that shall make you
pastance.
RAFE ROYSTER. Come sirs let us sing to winne my
deare love Custance.
2.s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Lo where she commeth, some
countenaunce to hir make.
And ye shall heare me be plaine with hir for your
sake.
ACTUS III. SCAENA IIII.
2 CHRISTIAN] CUSTANCE. MERYGREEKE
2 ROYSTER DOYSTER 2
CHRISTREN CUSTANCE. What gaudyng and foolyng is
this afore my doore?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. May not folks be honest, pray
you, though they be pore?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE.As that thing may be true, so
rich folks may be fooles.
RAFE ROYSTER. Hir talke is as fine as she had learned
in schooles.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 RAFE.] Looke partly
towarde hir, and drawe a little nere.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Get ye home idle folkes.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Why may not we be here?
Nay and ye vill haze,s haze: otherwise I tell you
plaine,
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An ye will not haze, than give us our geare
againe.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. In deede I have of yours much
gay things God save all.
RAFE ROYSTER. Speake gently unto hir, and let hir
take all.
MATHEW MERYGRKEKE. Ye are to tander hearted:.
shall she make us dawes?
Nay dame, I will be plaine with you in my friends
cause.
RAFE ROYSTER. Let all this passe sweete heart and ac-
cept my service. s
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I will not be served with a
foole in no wise,
When I choose an husbande I hope to take a man.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. And where vill ye finde one
which can doe that he can?
Now thys man towarde you being so kinde,
You not to make hirn an answere somewhat to his
minde.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I sent him a full answere by
you dyd I not?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. And I reported it.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Nay I must speake it againe.
RAFE ROYSTER. No no, he tolde it all.
MATEEW MERYGREEKE. Was I not metely plaine?
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes.
MATKEW MERYGREEKE. But I would not tell all, for
faith if I had
With you dame Custance ere this houre it had been
bad,
And not without cause: for this goodly personage,
Ment no lesse than to joyne with you in mariage.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Let him wast no more labour
nor sute about me.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye know not where your pre-
ferment lieth I see,
He sending you such a token, ring and letter.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Mary here it is, ye never sawe
a better.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE us see your letter.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Holdo reade it if ye can.
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And see what letter it is to winne a woman.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 To mine owne deare
coney, birde, swete heart, and pigsnys
Good Mistresse Custance present these by and by.
Of this superscription do ye blame the stile?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. With the rest as good stuffe as
ye redde a great while.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 Sweete mistresses
where as I love you nothing at all,
Regarding your substance and richesse[s] chiefe
of all,
For your personage, beautie, demeanour and
wit,s
I commende me unto you never a whit.
Sorie to heare report of your good welfare.
For (as I heare say) suche your conditions are,
That ye be worthie favour of no living man,
To be abhorred of every honest man.
To be takens for a woman enclined to vice.
Nothing at all to Vertue gyving hir due price.
Wherfore concerning mariage, ye are thought
Suche a fine Paragon, as nere honest man bought.
And nowe by these presentes 1 do you advertise
That I am minded to marrie you in no wise.
For your goodes and substance,s I coulde bee
content
To take you as ye are. If ye mynde to bee my
wyfe,
Ye shall be assured for the tyme of my lyfe,
I will keepe ye ryght well,s from good rayment
and fare,
Ye shall not be kepte but in sorowe and care.
Ye shall in no wyse lyve at your owne libertie,[s]
Doe and say what ye lusts ye shall never
please me,
But when ye are mery, 1 will be all sadde,s
When ye are sory,s 1 will be very gladde.
When ye seeke your heartes ease, I will be un-
kinde,
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At no tyme,s in me shall ye muche gentlenesse
finde.
But all things contrary to your will and minde,
Shall be done: otherwise I wyll not be behinde
To Speake. And as for all thems that woulde
do you wrong
I will so helpe and mainteyne, ye shall not lyve
long.
Nor any foolishe do1te,s shall cumbre you but I.
I, who ere say nay,s wyll sticke by yous tyll
I die,s]
Thus good mistresse Custance,s the lorde you
save and kepe,
From me Royster Doyster,s whether I wake or
slepe.
Who favoureth you no lesse, (ye may be
bolde) s
Than this letter purporteth,s which ye have
unfolde.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Howe by this letter of love? is
it not fine?
RAFE ROYSTER. By the armes of Caleyss it is none of
myne.
MATHEW MERYGREERE. Fie you are fowle to blame,
this is your owne hand.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Might not a woman be proude
of such an husbande?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. An that ye would in a letter
shew such despite.
RAFE ROYSTER. Oh I would I had hym here, the
which did it endite.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Why ye made it your selfe ye
tolde me by this light.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea 1 ment I wrote it myne owne
selfe yesternight.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Ywis sir, I would not have sent
you such a mocke.
RAFE ROYSTER. Ye may so take it, but I ment it not so
by Cocke.
MATKEW MERYGREEKE. Who can blame this woman
to fume and frette and rage?
Tut, tut your selfe nowe have marde your owne
marriage.
Well, yet mistresse Custance, if ye can this re-
mitte,
This gentleman other wise may your love requitte.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. No God be with you both, and
seeke no more to me. 2
RAFE ROYSTER. Wough, she is gone for ever, I shall
hir no more see.
MATHEW MERYGREEHE. What weepe? fye for shame,
and blubber? for manhods sake,
Never lette your foe so muche pleasure of you
take.
Rather play the mans parte, and doe love refraine.
If she despise you een despise ye hir againe.
RAFE ROYSTER. By Gosses and for thy sake I defye
hir in deede.
MATHEW MERYGREEHE. Yea and perchaunce that way
ye shall much sooner speede,
For one madde propretie these women have in
fey,s
When ye will, they will not: Will not ye, then will
they.
Ah foolishe woman, ah moste unluckie Custance,
Ah uafortunate woman, ah pievishe Custance,
Art thou to thine harmes so obstinately bent
That thou canst not see where lieth thine high pre-
ferment?
Canst thou not lub dis man, which coulde lub dee
so well?
Art thou so much thine own foe?
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou dost the tmth tell.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Wel I lament.
RAFE ROYSTER. So do I.
ATHEW MERYGREEKE. Wherfor?
RAFE ROYSTER. For this thing,
Bicause she is gone.
MATHEW MERYGREEHE. I mourne for an other thing.
RAFE ROYSTER. What is it Merygreeke, wherfore thou
dost griefe take?
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MATHEW MERYGREEKE. That I am not a woman my-
selfe for your sake,
I would have you my selfe, and a stinwe for yond
Gill,
And mockes much of you though it were against
my will.
I would not I warrant you, fall in such a rage,
As so to refuse suche a goodly personage.
RAFE ROYSTER. In faith I heartily thanke thee Mery-
greeke.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. And I were a woman.
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou wouldest to me seeke.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. For though I say it a goodly
person ye bee.
RAFE ROYSTER. No, no.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yes a goodly man as ere I
dyd see.
RAFE ROYSTER. No, I am a poore homely man as
God made mee.
MATHEW MERYGRKEKE. By the faith that I owe to
God sir, but ye bee.
Woulde I might for your sake, spend a thousande
pound land.
IAFE ROYSTER. 1 dare say thou wou!dest have me to
thy husbande.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yea: And I were the fairest
lady in the shiere,s
And knewe you as I know you, and see you nowe
here.
Well I say no more.
RAFE ROYSTER. Grammercies with all my hart.
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. But since that can not be, will
ye play a wise parte?
RAFE ROYSTER. How should I?
MATREW MERYGREEKE. Refraine from Custance a
while now.
And I warrant hir soone right glad to seeke to you,
Ye shall see hir anon come on hir knees creeping.
And pray you to be good to hir salte teares weep-
ing.
RAFE ROYSTER. But what and she come not?
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MATHEW MERYGREERE. In faith then farewel she.
Or else if ye be woth, ye may avenged be.
RAFE ROYSTER. By Bocks precious potsticke, and een
so I shall.
I wyll utterly destroy hir, and house and all,
But I woulde be avenged in the meane space,
On that vile scribler, that did my wowyng dis-
grace.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Scribler (ko you) in deede
he is worthy no lesse.
I will call hym to you, and ye bidde me doubtlesse.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes, for although he had as many
lives,
As a thousande widowes, and a thousande wives,
As a thousande lyons, and a thousand rattes,
A thousande wolves, and a thousande Cattes,
A thousande bulles, and a thousande calves,
And a thousande legions divided in halves,
He shall never scape death on my swordes point,
Though I shoulde be tome therfore joynt by joynt.
MATHEW MERYGREERE. Nay, if ye will kyll him, I will
not fettes him,
I will not in so muche extremitie sette him,
He may yet amende sir, and be an honest man,
Therfore pardon him good soule, as muche as ye
can.
RAFE ROYSTER. Well, for thy sake, this once with his
lyfe he shall passe,
But I wyll hewe hym all to pieces by the Masse.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay fayth ye s hall promise
that he shall no harme have,
Else I will not fets him.
RAFE ROYSTER. I shall so God me save.
But I may chide him a good.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yea that do hardely.
RAFE ROYSTER. Go then.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I returne, and bring him to
you by and by. 2
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ACTUS III. SCAENA V.
ROYSTER DOYSTER 2
RAFE ROYSTER. What is a gentleman but his worde
and his promise?
I must nowe save this vilaines lyfe in any wise,
And yet at hym already my handes doe tickle,
I shall unethi holde them, they wyll be so fickle.
But lo and Merygreeke have not brought him
sens?s
2 MATHEW MERYGREEKE 2
SCRIVENER. ]
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay I woulde I had of my
purse payde fortie pens.
SCRIVENER. So woulde I too: but it needed not that
stounde.s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. But the jantman had rather
spent five thousande pounde,
For it disgraced him at least five tymes so muche.
SCRIVENER. He disgraced hym selfe, his loutishnesse
is suche.
RAFE ROYSTER. Howe long they stande prating! Why
comst thou not away?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Bome nowe to hymselfe, and
hearke what he will say.
SCRIVENER. I am not afrayde in his presence to ap-
peere.
RAFE ROYSTER. Arte thou come felow?
SCRIVENER. How thinke you? am I not here?
RAFE ROYSTER. What hindrance hast thou done me,
and what villanie!
SCRIVENER. It hath come of thy selfe, if thou hast had
any.
RAFE ROYSTER. All the stocke thou comest of later or
rather,s
From thy fyrst fathers grandfathers fathers father,
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Nor all that shall come of thee to the Worldes
ende,
Though to three score generations they descende,
Ban be able to make me a just recompense,
For this trespasse of thine and this one offense.
SCRIVENER. Wherin?
RAFE ROYSTER. Did not you make me a letter,
brother?
SCRIVENER. Pay the like hire, I will make you suche
an other.
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay see and these whooreson Phari-
seys and Scribes
Doe not get their livyng by polling and bribes.s
If it were not for shame—
SCRIVENER.s Nay holde thy hands still.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Why, did ye not promise that
ye Would not him spill?
SCRIVENER. Let him not spare me. 2 RAFE.]
RAFE ROYSTER. Why wilt thou strike me again?
SCRIVENER. Ye shall have as good as ye bring of me,
that is plaine.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I can not blame him sir,
though your blowes wold him greve.
For he knoweth present death to ensue of all ye
geve.
RAFE ROYSTER. Well, this man for once hath pur-
chased thy pardon.
SCRIVENER. And what say ye to me? or else I will be
gon.
RAFE ROYSTER. I say the letter thou madest me Was
not good.
SCRIVENER. Then did ye wrong copy it of likelyhood.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes, out of thy copy worde for worde
I it wrote.
[RAFE 2 SCRIVENER's
2
SCRIVENER. Then Was it as ye prayed to have it, I
Wote,s
But in reading and pointyng there was made some
faulte.
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RAFE ROYSTER. I wote not but it made all my matter
to haulte.
SCRIVENER. How say you, is this mine originall or no?
RAFE ROYSTER. The selfe same that I wote out of, so
mote I go.s
SCRIVENER. Loke you on your owne fists and I will
looke on this,
And let this man be judge whether I reade amisse.
To myne owne dere coney birde, sweete heart,
and pigsny,
Good mistresse Custance, present these by and by.
How now? doth not this supe1scription agree?
RAFE ROYSTER. Reade that is within, and there ye
shall the fauft see.
SCRIVENER. Sweete mistresse, where as I love you,
nothing at all
Regarding your richesse and substance: s chiefe
of all
For your personage, beautie, demeanour and
witte
I commende me unto you: [s] Never a Whitte
Sory to heare reporte of your good welfare.
For (as I heare say) suche your conditions are,
That ye be worthie favour: of no living man
To be abhorred: of every honest man
To be taken[s] for a Woman enclined to vice
Nothing at all: to vertne giving hir due price.
Wherefore concerning mariage, ye are thought
Suche a fine Paragon, as nere s. honest man
bought.
And nowe by these presentss I doe you adver-
tise,
That I am minded to marrie you: In no wyse
For your goodes ands substance: I cans be
content
To take you as you are:s yf ye will be my wife,
Ye shall be assured for the time of my life,
I wyll keepe you right Well: s from good rai-
ment and fare s
Ye shall not be kept: but in sorowe and care
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Ye shall in no wyse lyve: at your owne libertie,
Does and say what ye lust: ye shall never
please me
But when ye are merrie: I will bee all sadde
When ye are sorie: I wyll be very gladde
When ye seeke your heartes ease: I will be
kinde
At no time: in me shall ye muche gentlenesse
finde.
But all thing contrary to your will and mindes
Shall be done otherwise: I wyll not be behynde
To speake: And as for all theys that woulde
do you wrong,
(I wyll so helpe and maintayne ye) shall not lyve
long.
Nor any foolishe dolte shall cumber yon, but I,
I, who ere say nay,s wyll sticke by you tyll I die.
Thus good mistresse Custance, the lorde you save
and kepe. s
From me Royster Doyster,s whether I wake or
slepe,
Who favoureth you no lesse, (ye may be
bolde) s
Than this letter purporteth,s which ye have un-
folde.
Now sir, what default can ye finde in this letter?
RAFE ROYSTER. Of teuth in my mynde there can not
be a better.
SCRIVENER. Then was the fault in readyng, and not in
writyng,
No nor I dare say in the fourme of endityng,
But who read this letter, that it sounded so
nought?
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. I redde it in deede.
SCRIVENER. Ye red it not as ye ought.
RAFE ROYSTER. Why thou wretched villaine, was all
this same fault in thee? 2
MERYGKEEKE.]
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I knocke your costarde if ye
offer to strike me. 2 RAFE 2
2
RAFE ROYSTER. Strikest thou in deede? and I offer but
in jest?
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MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yea and rappe you againe ex-
cept ye Can sit in rest.
And I will no longer tarie here, me beleve.
RAFE ROYSTER. What wilt thou be angry, and I do
thee forgeve?
Fare thou well scribler, I crie thee mercies in
deede.
SCRIVENER. Fare ye well bibbler,so and worthily
may ye speede.
RAFE ROYSTER. If it were an other but thou, it were a
knave. 2 SCRIVENER.]
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye are an other your selfe sir,
the Lorde us both save,
Albeit in this matter I must your pardon crave,
Alas woulde ye wyshe in me the witte that ye
have?
But as for my fault I can quickely amende,
I will shewe Custance it was I that did offende.
RAFE ROYSTER. By so doing hir anger may be re-
formed.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. But if by no entreatie she will
be turRed,
Then sette lyght by hir and bee as testie as shee,
And doe your force upon hir with extremitie.
RAFE ROYSTER. Come on therefore lette us go home
in sadnesse.
MATREW MERYGREERE. That if force shall neede all
may be in a readinesse,
And as for thys letter hardelys let all go,
We wyll know wheres she refuse you for that or
no. 2[2].
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ACTUS IIII. SCAENA I.
2 SYM SURESBY.
SYM SURESBY. Is there any man but I Sym Suresby
alone,
That wouid have taken such an enterprise him
upon,
In suche an outragious tempest as this was.
Suche a daungerous gulfe of the sea to passe.
I thinke verily 2 mightie godshyp,
Was angry with some that was in our shyp,
And but for the honestie which in me he founde,
I thinke for the others sake we had bene drownde.
But fye on that servant which for his maisters
wealth
Will sticke for to hazarde both his lyfe and his
health.
My maister Gawyn Goodlucke after me a day
Bicause of the weather, thought best hys shyppe
to stay,
And now that I have the rough sourges so well
past
God graunt I may finde all tlrings safe here at last.
Then will I thinke all my travaile well spent.
Nowe the first poynt wherfore my maister hath me
sent
Is to salute dame Christian Custance his wife
Espoused: whome he tendreth no lesse than his
life,
I must see how it is with hir well or wrong,
And whether for him she doth not now thinke
long:.
Then to other friendes I have a message or tway,
And then so to retume and mete him on the way.
Now wyll I goe knocke that I may dispatche with
speede,
But loe forth commeth hir selfe happily in decde.
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ACTUS IIII. SCAENA II.
2 CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE 2 SYM SURESBY.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I come to see if any more
stirryng be here,
But what straunger is this, which doth to me ap-
pere?
SYM SURESBY. I will speake to hir: Dame the Lorde
you save and see.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. What friende Sym Suresby?
Forsoth right welcome ye be,
Howe doth mine owne Gawyn Goodlucke, I pray
the tell?
SYM SURESBY. When he knoweth of your health he
will be perfect well.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. If he have perfect helth, I am
as I would be.
SYM SURESBY. Such newes will please him well, this
is as it should be.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I thinke now long for him.
SYM SURESBY. And he as long for you.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. When wil he be at home?
SYM SURESBY. His heart is here een now,
His body commeth after.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I woulde see that faine.
SYM SURESBY. As fast as wynde and sayle can cary it
a maine.
But what two men are yonde comming hither-
warde?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Now I shrew their best Christ-
masse chekess both togetherward.
ACTUS IIII. SCAENA III.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE 2 SYM SURESBY
2 RAFE ROYSTER 2
MATHEW MERYGREEKE.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. 2 What meane these
lewde felowes thus to trouble me stil?
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Sym Suresby here perchance shal therof deme
som yll.
And shall suspects in me some point of naughti-
nesse,
Andi they come hitherward.
SYM SURESBY. What is their businesse?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I have nought to them, nor
they to me, in sadnesse.
SYM SURESBY. Let us hearken them, 2 some-
what there is I feare it.
RAFE ROYSTER. I will speake out aloude best, that she
may heare it.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay alas, ye may so feare hir
out of hir wit.
RAFE ROYSTER. By the crosse of my sworde, I will
hurt hir no whit.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Will ye doe no harme in
deede, shall I trust your worde?
RAFE ROYSTER. By Royster Doysters fayth I will
Speake but in borde.s
SYM SURESBY. Let us hearken them, 2 som-
what there is I feare it.
RAFE ROYSTER. I will speake out aloude, I care not
who heare it:
Sirs, see that my harnesse, my tergata and my
shield,
Be made as bright now, as when I was last in
fielde,
As white as I shoulde to warre againe to morrowe:
For sicke shall I be, but I worke some folke sorow.
Therfore see that all shine as bright as sainct
George,
Or as doth a key newly come from the Smitlis
forge.
I woulde have my sworde and harnesse to shine so
bright
That I might therwith dimme mine enimies aight,
I would have it cast beames as fast I tell you
playne,
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As doth the glittryng grasse after a showre of
raine.
And see that in case I shoulde neede to come to
arming,
All things may be ready at a minutes warning,
For such chaunce may chaunce in an houre, do ye
heare?
MATREW MERYGREEKE. As perchance shall not
chaunce againe in seven yeare.
RAFE ROYSTER. Now draw we neare to hir, and here
what Shall be Sayde.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. But I woulde not have you
make hir too muche afrayde.
RAFE ROYSTER. Well founde sweete wife (1 trust) for
al this your soure looke.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Wife, why cal ye me wife?
SYM SURESBY. 2 Wife? this gear goth acrook.
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. Nay mistresse Custance, I
warrant you, our letter
Is not as we redde een nowe, but much better,
And where ye halfe stomaked this gentleman
afore,
For this same letter, ye wyll love hym now there-
fore,
Nor it is not this letter, though ye were a queene,
That shoulde breake marriage betweene you
twaine I weene.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I did not refuse hym for the
letters sake.
RAFE ROYSTER. Then ye are content me for your hus-
bande to take?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. You for my husbande to take?
nothing lesse truely.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea say so, sweete spouse, afore
straungers hardly.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. And though I have here his
letter of love with me,
Yet his ryng and tokens he sent, keepe safe with
ye.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. A mischiefe take his tokens,
and him and thee too.
But what prate I with fooles? have I nought else
to doo?
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Come in with me Sym Suresby to take some re-
past.
SYM SURESBY. 1 must ere I drinke by your leave, goe
in all hast
To a place or two, with eamest letters of his.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Then come drink here with me.
SYM SUHESBY. I thank you.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Do not misse.
You shall have a token to your maister with you.
SYM SUKESBY. No tokens this time gramercies, God
SYM SURESBY. No tokens this time gramercies, God
he with you. 2
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Suraly this fellowe misdeemeth
some yll in me,
Which thing but God helpe, will go neere to spill
me.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea farewell fellow, and tell thy
maister Goodlucke
That he commeth to late of thys blossome to
plucke.
Let him keepe him there still, or at least wise
make no hast
As for his labour hither he shall spende in wast.
His hette1s be in place nowe.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 As long as it will hold.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I will be even with thee thou
beast, thou mayst be bolde.
RAFE ROYSTER. Will ye have us then?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I will never have thee.
RAFE ROYSTER. Then will I have you!
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. No, the devill shal have thee.
I have gotten this houre more shame and harme
by thee,
Than all thy life days thou canst do me honestie.
MATHEW MERYGREEHE. 2 RAFE.] Why nowe may
ye see what it comth too in the ende,
To make a deadly foe of your most loving frende:
2 CUSTANCE.] And ywis this letter if ye woulde
heare it now—
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I will heare none of it.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. In faith would ravishe you.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. He hath stained my name for
ever, this is cleare.
RAFE ROYSTER. I can make all as well in an houre—
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MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 As ten yeare—
How say ye, wil ye have him?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. No.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Wil ye take him?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I defie him.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. At my word?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. A shame take him.
Waste no more wynde, for it will Rever bee.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. This one faulte with twaine
shall be mended, ye shall see.
Gentle mistresse Custance now, good mistresse
Custance,
Honey mistresse Custance now, sweete mistresse
Custance,
Golden mistresse Custance now, whites mistresse
Custance,
Silken mistresse Custance now, faire mistresse
Custance.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Faith rather than to mary with
suche a doltishe loute,
I woulde matche my selfe with a begger out of
doute.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then I can say no more, to
speede we are not like,
Except ye rappe out a ragge of your Rhetorike.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Speake not of winnyng me:.
for it shall never be so.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes dame, I will have you Whether ye
will or no,
I commaunde you to love me, wherfore shoulde
ye not?
Is not my love to you chafing and burning hot?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Too hir, that is well sayd.
RAFE ROYSTER. Shall I so breake my braine
To dote upon you, and ye not love us againe?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Wel sayd yet.
CHRlSTIAN CUSTANCE. Go to, you goose.
RAFE ROYSTER. I say Kit Custance,
In case ye will not haze,s well, better yes per-
chaunce.
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CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Avaunt lozell,s picke thee
hence.
MATKEW MERYGREEKE. Wel sir, ye perceive,
For all your kinde offer, she will not you receive.
RAFE ROYSTER. Then a strawe for hir, and a strawe
for hir againe,
She shall not be my wife, woulde she never so
faine,
No and though she would be at ten thousand
pounde cost.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Lo dame, ye may see what
an husbande ye have lost.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Yea, no force,s a jewell muche
better lost than founde.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ah, ye will not beleve how
this doth my heart wounde.
How shoulde a mariage betwene you be towarde,
if both parties drawe backe, and become so fro-
warde?
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay dame, I will fire thee out of thy
house,
And destroy thee and all thine, and that by and
by.
MATHEW MERYGKEEKE. Nay for the pasaion of God
sir, do not so.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes, except she will say yea to that
she sayde no.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. And wknt be there no officers
trow we, in towne
To checke idle loytrers,s braggyng up and
downe?
Where be they, by whome vacabunds shoulde be
represt?
That poore sillies Widowes might live in peace
and rest.
Shall I never ridde thee out of my companie?
I will call for halpe, what hough, come forth True-
penie.
2 TRUEPENIE.]
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TRUEPENIE. Anon. What is your will mistresse? dyd
ye call me?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Yea, go runne apace, and as
fast as may be,
Pray Tristram Trusty, my moste assured frende,
To be here by and by, that he may me defende.
TRUEPENIE. That message so quickly shall be done
by Gods grace,
That at my returne ye shall say, I went apace.
2
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Then shall we see I trowe,
whether ye shall do me harme.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes in faith Kitte, I shall thee and
thine so charme,
That all women incarnate by thee may beware.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Nay, as for charming me, come
hither if thou dare,
I shall cloute thee tyll thou stinke, both thee and
thy traine,
And coyles thee mine owne handes, and sende
thee home againe.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea sayst thou me that dame? dost
thou me threaten?
Goe we, I will see whether I shali be beaten.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay for the paishes of God,
let me now treate peace,
For bloodshed will there be in case this strife in-
creace.
Ah good dame Custance, take better way with
you.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Let him do his worst.
[CUSTANCE 2 RAFE.]
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 RAFE.] Yeld in time.
RAFE ROYSTER. Come hence thou.
2 ROYSTER 2 MERYGREEKE.
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ACTUS IIII. SCAENA IIII.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE 2
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. So sirra, if I should not with
hym take this way,
I should not be ridde of him I thinke tal doomes
day,
I will call forth my folkes, that without any mockes
If he corae agayne we may give him rappes and
knockes.
Mage Mumble-crust come forth, and Tibet Talk-
apace.
Yea and come forth too, mistresse Annot Alyface.
2 ANNOT ALYFACE, TIBET TALK-APACE,
2 MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST.]
ANNOT ALYFACE. I come.
TIBET TALK-APACE. And I am here.
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. And I am here too at length.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Like warriers if nede bee, ye
must shew your strength.
The man that this day hath thus begiled you,
ls Rafe Royster Doyster, whome ye know well
inowe,
The moste loute and dastarde that ever on
grounde trode.
TIBET TALK-APACE. I see all folke mocke hym when
he goth abrode.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Wknt pretie maide? will ye
talke when I speake?
TIBET TALK-APACE. No forsooth good mistresse.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Will ye my tale breake?
He threatneth to come hither with all his force to
fight,
I charge you if he come, on him with all your
might!
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST. I with my distaffe will reache
hym one rappe.
TIBET TALK-APACE. And I with my newe broome will
sweepe hym one swappe,
And then with our greate clubbe I will reache hym
one rappe.
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ANNOT ALYFACE. And I with our shimmer will fling
him one flappe.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Then Truepenies fireforke will
him shrewdly fray,
And you with the Spitte may drive him quite
away.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Go make all ready, that it
may be een so.
TIBET TALK-APACE. For my parte I shrewe them that
last about it go. 2
ACTUS IIII. SCAENA v.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE 2
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Truepenie dyd promise me to
runne a great pace,
My friend Tristram Trusty to fet into this place.
Indeede he dwelleth hence a good sterti I con-
fesse:
But yet a quicke messanger might twice aince, as
I gesse,
Have gone and come againe. Ah yond I spie him
now.
2 TRUEPENIE 2 TRISTRAM TRUSTY.]
TRUEPENIE. Ye are a slow goer sir, I make God avow.
My mistresse Custance will in me put all the
blame.
Your leggs bn longer than myne: come apace for
shame.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I cans thee thanke Truepenie,
thou hast done right wele.
TRUEPENIE. Maistresse since I went no grasse hath io
growne on my hele,
But maister Tristram Trusty here maketh no
speede.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. That he came at all I thanke
him in very deede,
For now have I neede of the helpe of some wise
man.
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TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Then may I be gone againe, for
none such I [a]m.
TRUEPENIE. Ye may bee by your going: for no Alder-
man
Can goe I dare say, a sadder pace than ye can.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Truepenie get thee in, thou
shalt among them knowe,
How to use thy selfe, like a propre man I trowe.
TRUEPENIE. I go. 2
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Now Tristram Trusty I thank
you right much.
For at my first sending to come ye never grutch.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Dame Custance God ye save, and
while my life shall last
For my friende Goodluckes sake ye shall not sende
in wast.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. He shal give you thanks.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. I wil do much for his sake.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. But alack, I feare, great dis-
pleasure shall be take.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Wherfore?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. For a foolish matter.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. What is your cause?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I am yll accombred with a cou-
ple of dawes,
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Nay weepe not woman: but tell
me what your cause is
As concerning my friende, is any thing amisse?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. No not oR my part: but here
was Sym Suresby—
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. He was with me and told me So.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. And he stoode by
While Rafe Royster Doyster with helpe of Mery-
greeke,
For promise of mariage dyd unto me seeke.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. And had ye made any promise
before them twaine?
CIIRISTIAN CUSTANCE. No 1 had rather be torbe in
pieces and slaine,
No man hath my faith and trouth, but Gawyn
Goodlucke,
And that before Suresby dyd I say, and there
stucke,
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But of certaine letters there were suche words
spoken.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. He telde me that too.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. And of a ring and token.
That Suresby I spied, dyd more than halfe sus-
pect
That I my faith to Gawyn Goodlucke dyd reject.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. But there was no such matter
dame Custance in deede?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. If ever my head thought it
God sende me yll speede.
Wherfore I beseech you, with me to be a wit-
nesse,
That in all my lyfe I never intended thing lesse,
And what a brainsicke foole Rafe Royster Doyster
is,
Your selfe know well enough.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Ye say full true ywis.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Bicause to bee his wife I ne
graunt nor apply,
Hither will he com he sweareth by and by,
To kiil both me and myne, and beate downe my
house flat.
Therfore I pray your aide.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. I warrant you that.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Have I so many yeres lived a
sobre life,
And shewed my selfe honest mayde, widowe, and
wyfe
And nowe to be abused in such a vile sorte,
Ye see howe poore Widowes lyve al1 voyde of
comfort.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. I warrant hym do yon no harme
nor wrong at all.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. No, but Mathew Merygreeke
doth me most appall,s
That he woulde joyne hym selfe with suche a
wretched loute.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. He doth it for a jest I knowe hym
out of doubte,
And here cometh Merygreeke.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Then shal we here his mind.
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ACTUS IIII. SCAENA VI.
2 MATHEW] MERYGREEKE 2 CHRISTIAN
CUSTANCE 2 TRISTRAM TRUSTY.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Custance and Trasty both, I
doe you here well finde.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Ah Mathew Merygreeke, ye
have used me well.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nowe for altogethers ye must
your answere tell.
Will ye have this man, woman? or else will ye not?
Else wili he come never bore so brymmes nor tost
so hot.
TRISTRAM 2 CUSTANCE. But why joyn ye with hirn?
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. For mirth?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Or else in sadnesse?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. The more fond of you both!
Hardly the mater gesse.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Lo, how say ye dame?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Why, do ye
thinke dame Custance
That in this wowyng I have ment ought but
pastance?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE.s Much things ye spake, I
wote, to maintaine his dotage.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. But well might ye judge I
spake it all in mockage!
For why? Is Royster Doyster a fitte husband for
you?
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. I dare say ye never thought it.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. No to God I vow.
And dyd not I knowe afore of the insurances
Betweene Gawyn Goodlucke, and Christian Cus-
tance?
And dyd not I for the nonce, by my conveyance,s
Reade his letter in a wrong sense for daliance?
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That if you coulde have take it up at the first
bouade,
We should therat such a sporte and pastime have
founde,
That all the whole towne should have ben the
merier.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANGE. Ill ake your heades both, I was
never werier,
Nor never more vexte since the first day I was
borne.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. But very well I wist he here did
all in scome.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. But I feared thereof to take
dishonestie.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. This shoulld bnth have made
sport and shewed your honestie,
And Goodlucke I dare sweare, your witte therin
would 1ow.s
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Yea, being no worse than we know
it to bn now. -
MATIEW MERYGREEKE. And nothing yet to late, for
when I come to him,
Hither will he repaire with a sheepes looke full
grim,
By plaine force and violence to drive you to yalde.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. If ye two bidde me, we will
with him pitche a fielde,
I and my maides together.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Let us see, be bolde.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Ye shall see womens warre.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. That fight wil I behold.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. If occasion serve, takyng his
parte full brim,
I will strike at you, but the rappe shall light on
him.
When we first appeare.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Then will I runne away
As though I were afeard.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Do you that part wel play
And I will sue for peace.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. And I wil set him on.
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Then will he looke as fierce as a Cotssold lyon.s
TRISTHAM TRUSTY. But when gost thou for him?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. That do I very nowe.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Ye shal find us here.
MATREW MERYGREEKE. Wel God have mercy on you.
2
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. There is no cause of feare, the
least boy in the streete:
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Nay, the least girie I have,
will make him take his feete.
2
But hearke, me thinke they make preparation.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. No force, it will be a good recrea-
tion.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I will stande within, and steppe
forth speedily,
And so make as though I ranne away dreadfully.
[ 2
ACTUS IIII. SCAENA VII.
2 RAFE ROYSTER, [MATHEW] MERYGREEKE
2 DOBINET DOUGHTIE, HARPAK,
2 ENSIGN.]
RAFE ROYSTER. Nowe sirs, keepe your ray,s and see
your heartes be stoute,
But where be these caitifes, me think they dare
not route,s
How sayst thou Merygreeke? What doth Kit Cus-
tance say?
MATIEW MERYGREEKE. I am loth to tell you.
RAFE ROYSTER. Tushe speake man, yea or nay?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Forsooth sir, I have spoken
for you all that I can.
But if ye winne hir, ye must een play the man,
Een to fight it out, ye must a mans heart take.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yes, they shall know, and thou know-
est I have a stomacke.
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[MATHEW MERYGREEKE.] A stomacke (quod you)
yea, as good as ere man had.
RAFE ROYSTER. I trowe they Shall finde and feela that
I am a lad.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. By this crosses I have
seene you eate your meate as well,
As any that ere I have seene of or heard tell,
A stomacke quod you? he that will that denie
I know was never at dynner in your companie.
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay, the stomacke of a man it is that
I meane.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay the stomacke of an horse
or a dogge I weene.
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay a mans stomacke with a weapon
meane I.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ten men can scarce match
you with a spoone in a pie.
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay the stomake of a man to trie in
Strife.
MATREW MERYGREEKE. I never Sawe your stomake
cloyed yet in my lyfe.
RAFE ROYSTER. Tushe I meane in strife or fighting to
trie.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. We shall see how ye will
strike nowe being angry.
RAFE ROYSTER. Have at thy pate then, and save thy
head if thou may! 2 MERY-
GREEKE.]
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay then have at your pate
agayne by this day. 2 RAFE.]
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay thou mayst not strik at me
againe in no wise.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I can not in fight make to yon
suche warrantise:
But as for your foes here let them the bargaine
bie.s
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay as for they, shall every mothers
childe die.
And in this my fume a little thing might make me,
To beate downe house and all, and else the dewil
take me.
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MATHEW MERYGREERE. If I were as ye he, by Gogs
deare mother,
I woulde not leave one stone upon an other.
Though she woulde redeeme it with twentie thou-
sand poundes.
RAFE ROYSTER. It shall be even so, by His lilys
woundes.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Bee not at one with hir upon
any amendes.
RAFE ROYSTER. No though she make to me never so
many frendes.
Nor if all the woalde for hir woulde undertake,s
No not God hymselfe neither, shal not hir peace
make,
2 On therfore, marche forwarde,—
soft stay a whyle yet.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. On.
RAFE ROYSTER. Tary.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Forth.
RAFE ROYSTER. Back.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. On.
RAFE ROYSTER. Soft. Now forward set.
2 CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE.]
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. What businesse have we here?
out! alas alas! 2
RAFE ROYSTER. Ha ha, ha, ha, ha.
Dydst thou see that Merygreeke? how afrayde
she was?
Dydst thou see how she fledde apace out of my
sight?
Ah good sweete Custance I pitie hir by this light.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. That tender heart of yours
wyll marre altogether,
Thus will ye be turned with waggyng of a fether.
RAFE ROYSTER. On sirs, keepe your ray.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. On forth, while this geare is
hot.
RAFE ROYSTER. Soft, the Armes of Caleys,s I have one
thing forgot.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What lacke we now?
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RAFE ROYSTER. Retire, or else we be all alain.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Backe for the pashes of God,
backe sirs, backe againe.
What is the great mater?
RAFE ROYSTER. This hastie forth goyng
Had aknost brought us all to utter undoing,
It made me forget a thing most necessarie.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Well remembered of a cap-
l taine by sainct Marie.
RAFE ROYSTER. It is a thing must bo had.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Let us have it then.
RAFE ROYSTER. But I wote not where nor how.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Then wote not l when.
But what is it?
RAFE ROYSTER. Of a chiefe thing I am to seeke.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Tut so will ye be, when ye
have studied a weke.
But tell me what it is?
RAFE ROYSTER. I lacke yet an hedpiece.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. The hitchen collocavits the
best hennes to Grece,s
Runne, fet it Dobinet and come at once withall,
And bryng with thee my potgunne,io hangyng by
the wall, 2 DOBINET.]
I have seene your head with it full many a tyme,
Covered as safe as it had bene with a skrine:s
And I warrant it save your head from any stroke,
Except perchaunce to be amaseds with the
smoke:
I warrant your head therwith, except for the mist
As safe as if it were fast locked up in a chist:s
And loe here our Dobinet commeth with it nowe.
2 DOBINET DOUGHTIE.]
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. It will cover me to the shoulders
well inow.
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MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Let me see it on.
RAFE ROYSTER. In fayth it doth metely well.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. There can be no fitter thing.
Now ye must us tell
What to do.
RAFE ROYSTER. Now forth in ray sirs, and stoppe no
more.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Now sainct George to
borow,s Dmm dubbe a dubbe afore.
2 TRISTRAM TRUSTY.]
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. What meane you to do sir, com-
mitte manslaughter?
RAFE ROYSTER. To kyll fortie such, is a matter of
laughter.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. And who is it sir, whome ye in-
tende thus to spili?
RAFE ROYSTER. Foolishe Custance here forceth me
against my will.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. And is there no meane your ex-
treme wrath to slake?
She shali some amendes unto your good mashyp
make.
RAFE ROYSTER. I will none amendes.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Is hir offence so sore?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. And he were a loute she
coulde have done no more.
She hath calde him foole, and dresseds him like
a foole.
Mocked him lyke a foole, used him like a foole.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Well yet the Sheriffe, the Justice,
or Constable,
Hir misdemeanour to punishe might be able.
RAFE ROYSTER. No sir, I mine owne selfe will in this
present cause,
Be Sheriffe, and Justice, and whole Judge of the
lawes,
This matter to amende, all officers be I shall,
Constable, Bailiffe, Sergeant.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. And hangman and all.
RISTRAM TRUSTY. Yet a noble courage, and the
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hearte of a man
Should more honour wirme by bearyng with a
woman.
Therfore take the lawe, and lette hir aunswere
therto.
RAFE ROYSTER. Merygreeke, the best way were even
so to do.
What honour should it be with a woman to fight?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. And what then, will ye thus
forgo and lese your right?
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay, I will take the lawe on hir with-
outen grace.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Or yf your mashyp coulde pardon-
this one trespace.
I pray you forgive hir.s
RAFE ROYSTER. Hoh?
MATHEW MERYGRREKE. Tushe tushe sir do not.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Be good maister to hir.s
RARE ROYSTER. Hoh?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Tush I say do not.
And what shall your people here retume streight
home?
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea, levie the campe sirs, and hence
againe eche one.s
But be still in readinesse if I happe to call,
I can not tell what sodaine chaunce may befall.s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Do not off your knrnesseis sirs
I you advise,
At the least for this fortnight in no maner wise,
Perchaunce in an houre when all ye thinke least
Our maisters appetite to fight will be bost.
But soft, ere ye go, have once at Custance house.
RAFE ROYSTER. Soft, what wilt thou do?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Once discharge my harque-
bouses
And for my heartes ease, have once more with my
potgoon.
RAFE ROYSTER. Holde thy handes! else is all our pur-
pose cleane fordoone.
MATKEW MERYGREEKE. And it cost me my life.
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RAFE ROYSTER. I say thou shalt not.
MATKEW MERYGREEKE. By the Mattes but I will.
2
Have once more with haile shot.
2
I will have some penyworth, I will not leese all.
ACTUS IIII. SCAENA VIII.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE, RAFE ROYSTER, DOBINET
DOUGHTIE, 2 HARPAX 2
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. s
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. What caitifes are those that so
shake my house wall?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ah sirrha! now Custance if
ye had so muche wit
I woulde see you aske pardon, and your selves
submit.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Have I still this adoe with a
couple of fooles?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Here ye what she saith?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Maidens come forth with your
tooles.
2 T1BET TALK-APACE, ANNOT ALYFACE,
MAGE MUMBLE-CRUST, 2 TRUEPENIE 2
2 ENSIGN.]
RAFE ROYSTER. In aray.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Dubba dub sirrha.
RAFE ROYSTER. In aray.
They come sodainly on us.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Dubbadub.
RAFE ROYSTER. In aray.
That ever I was borne, we are taken tardie.
ATHEW MERYGREEKE. Now sirs, quite our selves like
tall meni and hardie.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. On afore Tmepenie, holde
thyne owne Annot,
On towarde them Tibet, for scape us they can not.
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Come forth Mage Mumble-crust so stande fast to
gither.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. God sende us a faire day.
RAFE ROYSTER. See they marche on hither.
TIBET TALK-APACE. But mistresse.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. What sayst thou?
TIBET TALK-APACE. Shall I go fet our goose?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. What to do?
TIBET TALK-APACE. To yonder Captain I will turne
hir loose.
And she gape and hisse at him, as she doth at me,
I durst jeoparde my hande she wyll make him flee.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. On forward.
RAFE ROYSTER. They com.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Stand.
RAFE ROYSTER. Hold.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Kepe.
RAFE ROYSTER. There.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Strike.
RAFE ROYSTER. Take heede.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Wel sayd Tmepenie
TRUEPENIE. Ah whooresons.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Wel don in deede.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Hold thine owne 2
downe with them Dobinet.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Now Mage, there Annot: now
sticke them Tibot.
TIBET TALK-APACE. 2 DOBINET.] All my
chiefe quarell is to this same little
knave,
That begyled me last day, nothyng shall him save.
DOBINET DOUGBTIE. Downe with this litle queane,
that hath at me such spite,
Save you from hir maister, it is a very sprite.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I my selfe will mounsire
graundes captaine undertake!
RAFE ROYSTER. They win grounde.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Save your selfe sir, for Gods
sake.
2 RAKE.]
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RAFE ROYSTER. Out alas, I am slaine, helpe.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Save your seife.
RAFE ROYSTER. Alas.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay then, have at you mis-
tresse.
2 RAFE 2
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou hittest me, alas.
MATREW MERYGREEKE. I wil strike at Custance here.
2 RAFE 2
RAFE ROYSTER. Thou hittest me.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. 2 So I wil.
Nay mistresse Custance.
2 RAFE 2
RAFE ROYSTER. Alas thou hittest me still.
Hold.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Save your self sir.
RAFE ROYSTER. Help, out alas I am slain.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Truce, hold your hands, truce
for a pissing while or twaine:
2
Nay how say you Custance, for saving of your life,
Will ye yelde and graunt to be this gentmans wife?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Ye tolde me he loved me, call
ye this love?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. He loved a while even like a
turtle dove.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Gay love God save it so soone
hotte, so soone colde,
MATREW MERYGREEKE. I am sory for you: he could
love you yet so he coulde.
RAFE ROYSTER. Nay by Coclis preciouss she shall be
none of mine.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Why so?
RAFE ROYSTER. Come away, by the Matte she is
mankine.s
I durst adventure the losse of my right hande,
If shee dyd not slee hir other husbande:
And see if she prepare not againe to fight.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What then? sainct George to
borow, our Ladies knight.
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RAFE ROYSTER. Slee else whom she will, by Gog she
shall not slee mee.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. How then?
RAFE ROYSTER. Rather than to be slaine,
I will flee.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Too it againe, my knightesses,
downe with them ali.
RAFE ROYSTER. Away, away, away, she wfll else kyll
us ali.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Nay sticke to it, like an hardie
man and a tall.
2 RAFE.]
RAFE ROYSTER. Oh bones,s thou hittest me. Away,
or else die we shall.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Away for the pashe of our
sweete Lord jesus Christ.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Away loute and lubber, or I
shall be thy priest.s
2 RAFE 2s
So this fielde is ours, we have driven them all
away.
TIBET TALK-APACE. Thankes to God mistresse, ye
have had a faire day.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Well nowe goe ye in, and make
your selfe some good cheere.
OMNES PARITER.s We goe.
2 TIBET, ANNOT, MAGE, TRUEPENIE, 2
2 ENSIGN.]
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Ah sir, what a field we have
had heere.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Friend Tristram, I pray you be
a witnesse with me.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Dame Custance, I shall depose for
your honestie,s
And nowe fare ye well, except some thing else
ye wolde.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Not now, but when I nede to
sende I will be bolde.
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I thanke you for these paines. 2 TRUSTY.] s
And now I wyll get me in,
Now Royster Doyster will no more wowyng be-
gin- . 2
ACTUS V. SCAENA I.
2 GAWYN GOODLUCKE 2 SYM SURESBY.
[GAWYN GOODLUCKE.] Sym Suresby my trustie man,
nowe advise thee well,
And see that no false surmises thou me tell,
Was there such adoe about Custance of a truth?
SYM SURESBY. To reporte that I hearde and sawe, to
me is ruth,
But both my duetie and name and propretie,s
Warneth me to you to shewe fidelitie.
It may be well enough, and I wyshe it so to be,
She may hir selfe discharge and tries hir honestie,
Yet their clayme te hir me thought was very large,
For with letters, rings, and tokens, they dyd hir
charge.
Which when I hearde and sawe I would none to
you brm. g.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. No, by sainct, Marie, I allowes
thee in that thing,
Ah sirra, nowe I see truthe in the proverbe olde,
All things that shineth is not by and bys pure golde,
If any doe lyve a woman of honestie,
shee.
SYM SURESBY. Sir, though I to you be a servant true
and just,
Yet doe not ye therfore your faithfull spouse mys-
trust.
But examine the matter, and if ye shall it finde,
To bo all well, be not ye for my wordes unkinde.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. I shall do that is right, and as I
see cause why.
But here commeth Custance forth, we shal know
by and by.
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ACTUS V. SCAENA II.
2 CHMSTIAN CUSTANCE 2 GAWYN
GOODLUCKE 2 SYM SURESBY.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. I come forth to see and
hearken for newes good,
For about this houre is the tyme of likelyhood,
That Gawyn Goodlucke by the sayings of Suresby,
Would be at home, and lo yond I see hyin I.
What Gawyn Goodlucke, the onely hope of my
life,
Welcome home, and kysse me your true espoused
wife.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Nay soft dame Custance, I must
first by your licence,
See whether all things be cleere in your conscience,
I heare of your doings to me very straunge.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. What feare ye? that my faith
towardes you should chaunge?
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. I must needes mistrust ye be
elsewhere entangled.
For I heare that certaine men with you have
wrangled
About the proinise of inariage by you.to thern
made.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Coulde any mans reporte your
minde therein persuade?
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Well, ye must therin declare your
selfe to stande cleere,
Else I and you dame Custance may not joyne this
yere.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Then woulde I were dead, and
faire layd in my grave,
Ah Suresby, is this the honestie that ye have?
To hurt me with your report, not knowyng the
thing.
SYM SURESBY. If ye be honest my wordes can hurte
you nothing.
But what I hearde and sawe, I might not but re-
port.
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CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Ah Lorde, helpe poore widowes,
destitute of comfort.
Truly most deare Spouse, nought was done but for
pastance.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. But such kynde of sporting is
homelys daliance.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. If ye knewe the tmthe, ye
woulld take all in good parte.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. By your leave 1 ara not halfe
well skilled in that arte.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANGE. It was none but Royster
Doyster that foolishe mome.s
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Yea Custance, better (they say) a
badde scuse than none.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Why Tristran Trusty, Sir, your
true and faithfull frende,
Was prwie bothe to the beginning and the ende.
Let him be the judge, and for me testifie.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. I will the more credite that he
shall verifie,
And bicause I will the truthe know een as it is,
I will to him my selfe, and know all without misse.
Come on Syn Suresby, that before my friend thou
may
Avouch the Same wordes, which thou dydst to me
Say. 2
ACTUS V. SCAENA III.
CHRISTIAN CUSTAINCE 2
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. O Lorde, howe necessarie it is
nowe of dayes,
That eche bodie live uprightly all maner wayes,
For lette never so little a gappe be open,
And be Sure of this, the worst shall be spoken.
Howe innocent Stande I in this for deede or
thought,
And yet see what mistrust towardes me it hath
wrought.
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But thou Lorde knowest all folkes thoughts and
ekes intents
And thou arte the deliverer of all innocentes
Thou didst helpe the advoutresses that she might
be amended,
Much more then helpe Lorde, that never yll in-
tended.
Thou didst helpe 2 wrongfully accused,
And no lesse dost thou see Lorde, how I am now
abused,
Thou didst helpe 2 when she should have
died,
Helpe also good Lorde, that my truth may be tried.
Yet if Gawyn Goodlucke with Tristram Trusty
speake,
I trust of yll report the force shall be but weake,
And loe yond they come sadly talking togither,
I wyll abyde, and not shrinke for their Comming
hither
ACTUS V. SCAENA IIII.
2 GAWYN GOODLUCKE, TRISTRAM TRUSTY
2 SYM SURESBY. CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE
2
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. And was it none other than ye
to me reporte?
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. No, and here were ye wished to
haves seene the sporte.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Woulde I had, rather than halfe
of that in my purse.
SYM SURESBY. And I doe muche rejoyce the matter
was no wurse,
And like as to open it, I was to you faithfull,
So of dame Custance honest truth 1 am joyfull.
For God forfende that I shoulde hurt hir by false
reporte.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Well, I will no longer holde
hir in discomforte.
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CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Nowe come they hitherwarde, I
trust all shall be well.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Sweete Custance neither heart
can thiake nor tongue tell,
Howe much I joy in your constant fidelitie,
Coine nowe kisse me the pearle of perfect honestie.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. God lette me no longer to con-
tinue in lyfe,
Than I shall towardes you continue a tme wyfe.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Well now to make you for this
some parte of amendes,
I shall desire first you, and then suche of our
frendes,
As shall to you seeme best to snppe at home with
me,
Where at your fought fielde we shall laugh and
mery bo.
SYM SURESBY. And mistresse I beseeda you, take with
me no greefe,
I did a true mans part, not wishyng your repreefe.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Though hastie reportes through
surmises growyng,
May of poore innocentes be utter overthrowyng,
Yet bicause to thy maister thou hast a tme hart
And I know mine owne tmth, I forgive thee for
my part.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Go we all to my house, and of
this geare no more.
Goe prepare all things Syra Suresby, hence, runne
afore.
SYM SURESBY. I goe. 2
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. But who commeth yond, Mathew
Merygreeke?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Royster Doysters champion, I
shrewe his best cheeke.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. Royster Doyster selfe your wower
is with hym too.
Surely some thing there is with us they have to doe.
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ACTUS V. SCAENA V.
2 MATHEW MERYGREEKE 2 RAFE
ROYSTER. GAWYN GOODLUCKE, TRISTAM
TRUSTY 2 CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE
2
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Yond I see Gawyn Good-
lucke, to whome lyeth my me8sage,
I wyli first salute him after his long voyage,
And then make all thing well concerning your be-
halfe.
RAFE ROYSTER. Yea for the pashe of God.
MATIEW MERYGREEKE. Hence out of sight, ye calfe,
Till I have spoke with them, and then I will you
fet.
RAFE ROYSTER. In Gods name. 2
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. What Master Gawyn Good-
lucke wel met,
And from your long voyage I bid you right wel
come home.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. I thanke you.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I come to you from an honest
mome.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Who is that?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Royster Doyster that doughtie
kite.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Fye, I can scarce abide ye
shoulde his name recite.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye must take him to favour,
and pardon all past,
He heareth of your returne, and is full yll agast.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. I am ryght weli content he have
with us some chere.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Fye upon hym beast then wyil
not I be there.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Why Custance doe ye hate hym
more than ye love me?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. But for your mynde sir, where
he were would I not be.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. He woulde make us al laugh.
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MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Ye nere had botter sport.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. I pray you sweete Custance, let
him to us resort.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. To your will I assent.
MATKEW MERYGKEEKE. Why, suche a foole it is,
As no man for good pastiine would forgoe or misse.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Fet him to go wyth us.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. He will be a glad man.
2
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. We must to make us mirth, main-
taines hym all we can.
And loe yond he commeth and Merygreeke with
him.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. At his first entrance ye shall see
I wyll him trim.
But first let us hearken the gentlemans wise talke.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. I pray you marke if ever ye sawe
crane so stalke.
ACTUS V. SCAENA VI.
2 RAFE ROYSTER 2 MATHEW MERY-
GREEKE. CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE, GAWYN GOOD-
LUCKE, 2 TRISTRAM TRUSTY
2
RAFE ROYSTER. May I then be bolde?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I warrant you on my worde,
They say they shall be sicke, but ye be at theyr
borde.
RAFE ROYSTER. Thei wer not angry then?
MATREW MERYGREEKE. Yes at first and made strange,
But when I sayd your anger to favour shoulde
change,
And therewith had commended you accordingly,
They were all in love with your mashyp by and by.
And cried you mercy that they had done you
wrong.
RAFE ROYSTER. For why,s no man, woman, nor childe
can hate me long.
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MATREW MERYGREEKE. We feare (quod they) he will
be avenged one day,
Then for a peny give all our lives we may.
RAFE ROYSTER. Sayd they so in deede?
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Did they? yea, even with one
Voice.
He will forgive all (quod I). Oh how they did re-
joyce.
RAFE ROYSTER. Ha, ha, ha.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Goe fette hym (say they)
while he is in good moode,
For have his anger who lust, We will not by the
Roode.
RAFE ROYSTER. I pray God that it be all true, that
thou hast me tolde,
And that she fight no more.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. I warrant you, be bolde
Too them, and salute them.
IAFE ROYSTER. Sirs, I greete you all wall.
OMNES. Your maistership is welcom.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Savvng my quarell.
For sure I will put you up into the Eschequer.s
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Why So? better nay: Wher-
fore?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. For an usurer.
RAFE ROYSTER. I am no usurer good mistresse by His
armes.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. When tooke he gaine of
money to any inans harmes?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. Yes, a fowle usurer he is, ye
shall see els—
RAFE ROYSTER. 2 MERYGREEKE.] Didst not
thou promise She would picke no mo
quarels?
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. He will lende no blowes, but
he have in recompence
Fiftene for one, whiche is to muche of con-
science.s
RAFE ROYSTER. Ah dame, by the auncient lawe of
armes, a man
Hath no honour to foile his handes on a woman.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. And where other usurers take
their gaines yerely
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This man is angry but he have his by and by.
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Sir, doe not for hir sake boare me
your displeasure.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Well, he shall with you talke
therof more at leasure.
Upon your good usage, he will now shake your
hande.
RAFE ROYSTER. And much heartily welcome from a
straunge lande.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Be not afearde Gawyn to let
him shake your fyst.
2
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. Oh the moste honest gentleman
that ere I wist.s
I beseeche your mashyp to take payne to suppe
with us.
MATREW MERYGREEKE. He shall not say you nay and
I too, by jesus.
Bicause ye shall be friends, and let all quarels
passe.
RAFE ROYSTER. I wyll be as good friends with them as
ere I was.
MATHEW MERYGREBKE. Then let me fet your quier
that we may have a song.
RAFE ROYSTER. Goe. 2 MERYGREEKE.]
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. I have hearde no melodie all this
yeare long.
2 MERYGREEKE 2 DOBINET,
HARPAK, 2
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. Come on sirs quickly.
RAFE ROYSTER. Sing on si1s, for my frends sake.
DOBINET DOUGHTIE. Cal ye these your frends?
RAFE ROYSTER. Sing on, and no mo words make.
2 s
GAWYN GOODLUCKE. The Lord preserve our most no-
ble Queene of renowne,s
And hir Virtues rewarde with the heavenly crowne.
CHRISTIAN CUSTANCE. The Lorde strengthen hir most
excellent Majestie,
Long to reigne over us in all prosperitie.
TRISTRAM TRUSTY. That hir godly proceedings the
faith to defende,
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He may stablishe and maintaine through to the
ende.
MATHEW MERYGREEKE. God graunt hir as she doth,
the Gospell to protect,
Learning and vertue to advaunce, and vice to cor-
rect.
RAFE ROYSTER. God graunt hir lovyng subjects both
the minde and grace,
Hir most godly procedyngs worthily to imbrace.
HARPAK. Hir highnesse most worthy counsellers God
prosper,
With honour and love of all men to minister.
OMNES. God graunt the nobilitie hir to serve and love,
With all the whole commonties as doth them be-
hove.
AMEN.
CERTAINE SONGS TO BE SONG BY THOSE WHICH
SHALL USE THIS COMEDIE OR ENTERLUDE
The Seconde Song.s
Who so to marry a minion Wyfe,
Hath hadde good chaunce and happe,
Must love hir and cherishe hir all his life,
And dandle hir in his lappe.
If she will fare well, yf she wyll go gay,
A good husbande ever styll,
What ever she lust to doe, or to say,
Must lette hir have hir owne will.
About what afaires so ever he goe,
He must shewe hir all his mynde,
None of hys counsell she may be kept fr[o]e,s
Else is he a man unkynde.
The Fourth Song s
I mun be maried a Sunday
I mun be maried a Sunday,
Who soever shall come that way,
I mun be maried a Sunday.
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Royster Doyster is my name,
Royster Doyster is my name,
A lustie brute I am the same,
I mun be maried a Sunday.
Christian Custance have I founde,
Christian Custance have I founde,
A Wydowe worthe a thousande pounde,
I mun be maried a Sunday.
Custance is as sweete as honey,
Custance is as sweete as honey,
I hir lambe and she my coney,
I mun be maried a Sunday.
When we shall make our weddyng feast,
When we shall make oure weddyng feast
There shall bee cheere for man and beast
I mun be maried a Sunday.
I mun be maried a Sunday, etc.
THE PSALMODIE.s
2
Maister Royster Doyster wil streight go hoine and
die,
Our Lorde jesus Christ his soule have mercie upon.
Thus you see to day a man, to morow John.
Yet saving for a woinans extreeme crueltie,
He might have lyved yet a moneth or two or three,
But in spite of Custance which hath him weried,
His mashyp shall be worshipfully buried.
And while some piece of his soule is yet hym within,
Some parte of his funeralls let us here beginne.
2 He will go darklyng his grave.
2 clinke,
Never gentman so went toward heaven I thinke.
Yet sirs as ye wyll the blisse of heaven win,
When he commeth to the grave lay hym softly in,
And all men take heede by this one Gentleman,
How you sette your love upon an unkinde woman:
For these women be all suche madde pievish elves,
They wyll not be woonne except it please them
selves.
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But in faith Custance if ever ye come in hell,
Maister Royster Doyster shall serve you as well.
Good night Roger olde knave, Farewel Roger alde
knave.
Good night Roger olde knave, knave, knap.
2
THE PEALE OF BELLES RONG BY THE PARISH
CLERK, AND ROYSTER DOYSTERS
FOURE MEN. s
The First Bell A Triple.
When dyed he? When dyed he?
The Seconde.
We have hym, We have hym.
The Thirde
Royster Doyster, Royster Doyster.
The Fourth Bell.
He commeth, He commeth.
The Greate Bell
Our owne, Our owne.
Rafe royster doyster
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