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Dentist Dan

Nentis Nan, he's my man,
I go do im each chanz I gan.
He sicks me down an creans my teed
Wid mabel syrub, tick an' sweed,
An ten he filks my cavakies
Wid choclut cangy - I tink he's
The graygest nentis in the lan.
Le's hear free jeers for Nentis Nan.
Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Pip-pip-ooray!
Le's go to Nentis Nan dooday!

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  • Himler
    August 19, 2007
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    Love this... sounds like someone just came from the dentist.

  • smiles 120
    August 16, 2007

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    Made-up

    I love how tis poem is basically fake words, yet it makes perfect sence. It also fits together easily and has awesome language


    • I-Like-Rhymes Moderators member
      August 18, 2007
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      Try imagining someone reciting this poem whilst sat in a dentist's chair and with the dentist's fingers in their mouth.