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The Austral-Aise

Fellers of Australier,
  Blokes an' coves an' coots,
Shift yer —- carcases,
  Move yer —- boots.
Gird yer —- loins up,
  Get yer —- gun,
Set the —- enermy
  An' watch the blighters run.

CHORUS:
  Get a —- move on,
      Have some —- sense.
  Learn the —- art of
      Self de- —- -fence.

Have some —- brains be-
  Neath yer —- lids.
An' swing a —- sabre
  Fer the missus an' the kids.
Chuck supportin' —- posts,
  An' strikin' —- lights,
Support a —— fam'ly an'
  Strike fer yer —- rights.

CHORUS:
  Get a —- move on, etc.

Joy is —- fleetin',
  Life is —- short.
Wot's the use uv wastin' it
  All on —- sport?
Hitch yer —- tip-dray
  To a —- star.
Let yer —- watchword be
  "Australi- —- -ar!"

CHORUS:
  Get a —- move on, etc.

'0w's the —- nation
  Goin' to ixpand
'Lest us —- blokes an' coves
  Lend a —- 'and?
'Eave yer —- apathy
  Down a —- chasm;
'Ump yer —- burden with
  Enthusi- —- -asm.

CHORUS:
  Get a —- move on, etc.

W'en old mother Britain
  Calls yer native land
Take a —- rifle
  In yer —- 'and
Keep yer —- upper lip
  Stiff as stiff kin be,
An' speed a —- bullet for
  Post- —- -ity.

CHORUS:
  Get a —- move on, etc.

W'en the —- bugle
  Sounds "Ad- —- -vance"
Don't be like a flock er sheep
  In a —- trance
Biff the —- Kaiser
  Where it don't agree
Spifler- —- -cate him
  To Eternity.

CHORUS:
  Get a —- move on, etc.

Fellers of Australier,
  Cobbers, chaps an' mates,
Hear the —- German
  Kickin' at the gates!
Blow the —- bugle,
  Beat the —- drum,
Upper-cut an' out the cow
  To kingdom- —- -come!

CHORUS:
  Get a —- move on,
      Have some —- sense.
  Learn the —- art of
      Self de- —- -fence.

Notes

(With some acknowledgments to W.T. Goodge.)

Footnote to 1915 reissue - Where a dash (---) replaces a missing word, the adjective "blessed" may be interpolated. In cases demanding great emphasis, the use of the word "blooming" is permissible. However, any other word may be used that suggests itself as suitable.

"Den"
The Bulletin, 12 November 1908, Red page

Note: Dennis acknowledges W.T. Goodge at the end of this poem. The piece he was referring to was The Great Australian Adjective.

Note by R.H. Croll -
"Dennis amended his Australaise, as published in Sydney Bulletin, to make it topical for the First World War and J.G. Roberts and I paid for its publication in this form for distribution to the troops in camp."
(undated)
From McLaren Collection (Baillieu Library, University of Melbourne) item 622/30

In a published book

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  • rufina caraid Moderators member
    May 6, 2003
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    I think anyone could have a lot of fun with this particular poem. I personally this it is so clever that CJ left it the readers own devices to add whatever word took their fancy.
    In 1915 'blooming' or 'blessed' would have been the norm but during subsequent wars, somehow I don't think they would have been the first choice.
    Aussie, Aussie, Aussie !!!!
    ~Von~