"Heirlums," 'e sez. "I've 'ad the trousiz pressed.
Me father married in 'em, that 'e did.
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Ah, prithee friend, if thou has ought
Of love and kind regard for me
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MOODS OF GINGER MICK
This book was dedicated to “THE BOYS WHO TOOK THE COUNT”
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Did you ever meet Bert? 'E's all over the town,
In offices, shops an' in various places,
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Sir, -- I try to do my duty as a patriotic man
With sane views about the science of gastronomy;
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I'd like to be a baker, and come when morning breaks,
Calling out, "Beeay-ko!" (that's the sound he makes) -
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I've knowed ole Flood this last five year or more;
I knoo 'im when 'is Syd went to the war.
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"'Oo is that girl," sez Digger Smith,
That never seems to bother with
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"Why do they do it? I dunno,"
Sez Digger Smith. "Yeh got me beat.
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"Haw! Good fellow I'm not doubting
Your intentions are all right,
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I've crawled; I've eaten dirt; I've lied a treat;
I've dodged the cops an' led a double life;
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Two lady speakers at the Women Citizens' Movement last night declared that, under modern conditions, marriage was no longer a full-time
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Hawkins wasn't in the swim at all in Dingo Flat,
And to bait him was our chiefest form of bliss;
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Once a year we lumber southward with the clip from Yarradee;
Spell the bullocks in the township while we run our yearly spree.
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Now, Ma-til-der! Ain't cher dressed yet? I declare, the girl ain't up!
Last as ushul. Move yerself, you sleepy'-ead!
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The miser sits beside his hoard,
The lover tarries by his bride,
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Wavin' corn upon the hillside,
Twinklin' daisies on the rise,
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Brothers o' mine, brothers o' mine,
All the world over, from pole to pole --
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Discerning Mr. Murphy sees
The dangers of the foolish plan
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Oh, we are the phantoms of rovers lost --
See how the mocking mirages play!
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Nay, why do foolish politicians strive
To win a fleeting popularity?
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Aw, I'm sick o' the whole darn human race,
An' I'm sick o' this mundane ball;
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Aw, go write yer tinklin' jingle, an' yer pretty phrases mingle,
Fer the mamby-pamby girl, all fluffy frill an' shinin' silk.
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One idle hour she sought to see
Whose image 'twas he cherished so
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A noble lesson this should teach,
Dear children unto you.
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A Seasodable Rhybe
When your dose is code as barble,
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In early, prehistoric days, before the reign of Man,
When neolithic Nature fashioned things upon a plan
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If, some day, you should find me, cold and stark -
If you should stumble o'er my lifeless clay
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Stripped to the buff they circled round,
And jagged and swung and crossed;
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Oh, loyal Orange breth-er-en.
I pray you act as Christlan men,
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