What I like about Clive Is that he is no longer alive.
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Edward the Confessor Slept under the dresser.
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Chapman & Hall Swore not at all.
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Sir Christopher Wren
Said, 'I am going to dine with some men.
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Sir Humphrey Davy Abominated gravy.
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John Stuart Mill, By a mighty effort of will,
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The people of Spain think Cervantes
Equal to half-a-dozen Dantes;
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Inspiration visited Herrick During a mixed foursome at North Berwick.
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It was a weakness of Voltaire's To forget to say his prayers,
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Sir James Jeans Always says what he means;
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"Steady the Greeks!" shouted Aeschylus. "We won't let such dogs as these kill us!"
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When Macaulay found Brougham Sitting on a tomb,
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True Lambert Simnel Was not a habitual criminal,
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One day the putting of Cotton Was so indescribably rotten
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Peter the Hermit Neglected to apply for a permit
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"No," said Charles Peace, "I can't 'ardly blame the perlice.
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The one thing Cleopatra Never could abide was a flatterer.
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John Keats Amongst other noble feats
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The meaning of the poet Gay Was always as clear as day,
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Miss Dorothy Sayers Never cared about the Himalayas.
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"Gentlemen," said Burns, "Before the meeting adjourns
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When Alexander Pope Accidentally trod on the soap
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Lewis Carroll
Bought sumptuous apparel
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How the Emperor Jovian Would have revelled in the The Harovian!
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I believe it was admitted by Scott That some of his novels were rot.
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Martin Tupper Sang for his supper;
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Henry the First
Ate lampreys till he burst.
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"The moustache of Adolf Hitler could hardly be littler,"
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"How many times" mused Hugo, does fours into 372 go?
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Although Machiavelli Was extremely fond of jelly,
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