In our dainty little kitchen,
Where my aproned wife is queen
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When first we met she seemed so white
I feared her;
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She plucked a blossom fair to see;
Upon my coat I let her pin it;
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Just as the sun was setting
Back of the Western hills
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Whene’er I feed the barnyard folk
My gentle soul is vexed;
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A merry burgomaster
In a burgh upon the Rhine
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A Scotchman whose name was Isbister
Had a maiden giraffe he called "sister"
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Oh! Montmorency Vere de Vere,
To think that one I held so dear
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To be a great musician you must be a man of moods,
You have to be, to understand sonatas and etudes.
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In all romances, old and new,
And in all lover's rhymes
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Strange, is it not? She was making her garden,
Planting the old-fashioned flowers that day—
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I hold her letter as I stand,
Nor break the seal; no need to guess
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When with me the play she goes,
I much admire the buds and bows
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O wonderful! In sport we climbed the tree,
Eager and laughing, as in all our play,
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She does not mind a good cigar
(The kind, that is, I smoke);
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Cupid on a summer day,
Wearied by unceasing play,
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The deer's a mighty useful beast
From Petersburg to Tennyson
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Soft was the night, the eve how airy,
When through the big, fat dictionary
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Dogs is mighty useful beasts
They might seem bad at first
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I told her I loved her and begged but a word,
One dear little word, that would be
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When young, in tones quite positive
I said, "The world shall see
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Well, then! How'd you like to bear the name of Butler
As an honor badge eight centuries at least,
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I bowed my head in anguish sore
When Life made Death his bride;
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Twain? Oh, yes, I’ve heard Mark Twain
Heard him down to Pleasant Plain;
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Saint Peter stood, at Heaven's gate,
All souls claims to adjudicate
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Little Ballads Of Timely Warning; II: On Malicious Cruelty To Harmless Creatures
The cruelty of P. L. Brown—
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Little Ballads Of Timely Warning; III: On Laziness And Its Resultant Ills
There was a man in New York City
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Mary had a little frog
And it was water-soaked,
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Little cullud Rastus come a-skippin’ down de street,
A-smilin’ and a-grinnin’ at every one he meet;
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The great millennium is at hand.
Redder apples grow on the tree.
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