There are too many kids in this tub
There are too many elbows to scrub
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I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
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But please walk softly as you do.
Frogs dwell here and crickets too.
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I'll tell you the story of Cloony the Clown
Who worked in a circus that came through town.
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God says to me with a kind of smile,
"Hey how would you like to be God awhile
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Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
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One picture puzzle piece
Lyin' on the sidewalk,
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
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Last night, while I lay thinking here,
some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
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I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
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Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
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I am writing these poems
From inside a lion,
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I asked the Zebra:
Are you black with white stripes?
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It all started out at Rosalie's Good Eats Cafe Everybody sittin', eatin' eggs and grits, chattin' in the usual way
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Policeman, policeman, Help me please.
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Runny lent to the wibrary And there were bundreds of hooks—
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"A genuine anteater," The pet man told my dad.
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"I live in fear of the snow," said the bear. "Whenever it's here, be sure I'll be there.
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'Twas sunset down in old Key West
The locals all were high.
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(Chorus)
Pour me another tequila, Sheila.
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(Daddy what if the sun stop shinin' what would happen then?)
If the sun stopped shinin' you'd be so surprised
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(Hey the truth might hurt so I'm tellin' you now that you better not ask me) Hey you better not ask me where I been all night
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(Okay now years ago I wrote a song called A Boy Named Sue and that was okay And everything except then I started to think about it an
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(To be said in one breath) Elaine gives me a pain,
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1 little monkey was goin' 2 the store
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A hippo sandwich is easy to make.
All you do is simply take
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A long time ago, when the earth was green and there was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen,
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A piece of sky Broke off and fell
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Agatha Fry, she made a pie
And Christopher John helped bake it
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Ain't the snow fallin' just a bit deeper these days Aren't they building the stairs a bit steeper these days
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