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Poems about Adult

• Alimony

  Alimony alimony I work till my fingers are bloody and boney
  Me oh my oh goodness sake I'm paying for my mistake

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 24 lines
• Tunbridge Wells

  At five this morn, when Phoebus raised his head
  From Thetis' lap, I raised myself from bed,

  by Lord John Wilmot 175 lines, 1 comment
• Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh

  Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my
  Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 13 lines
• Dance To It

  Well hey Miss Go-Go won't you stop for a minute
  Cause the song you dance to it got somethin' in it

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 37 lines, 1 comment
• Cloudy Sky

  The Moon she is a pretty girl who lives up in the stars
  And that old cloud he's a great old man who loves her from afar

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 20 lines
• Drain My Brain

  Unwind my mind oh baby drain my brain
  Unscrew my head take a part of my heart

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 20 lines, 1 comment
• Quaaludes Again

  She fumbles and stumbles
  And falls down the stairs,

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 4 lines
• A Letter from Artemesia in the Town to Chloe in the Country

  Chloe,
  In verse by your command I write.

  by Lord John Wilmot 266 lines
• I’m So Good That I Don’t Have To Brag

  Now I'm warnin' all you women don't stand too close to me cause you might catch fire
  Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole other ki

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 50 lines
• All About You

  In the Grandville greyhound station in the lightly drizzlin' rain
  Sittin' on my suitcase goin' quietly insane all about you babe all

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 20 lines
• Liberated Lady 1999

  She’s a liberated lady and she’s lookin’ out for herself.
  And she don’t need your protection,

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 40 lines
• Penumbra

  Under the sheet of transparent wool we
  slipped, she and I. Even our heads were sunk

  by Pierre Louys 13 lines, 1 comment
• Ugliest Man In Town

  Handsome guys get girls that are pretty
  Other guys make it cause they're clever and witty

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 19 lines
• Paranoid

  Everybody says I'm paranoid they all think I'm crazy
  They all smile to my face but they'd like to see me die

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 12 lines
• Floobie Doobie Doo

  As I walk down to Bishop Street I met a girl who smiled so sweet
  Now she was young and pretty too

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 32 lines
• Lookin’ For Myself

  You may be lookin' for me but I ain't lookin' for you
  I'm still lookin' for myself and I ain't got time to look for nobody else

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 20 lines
• Kick It Again

  So you heard there was a spark of love that I have for you
  You come back to kill it like you always do

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 13 lines
• Mermaid

  Hey when I was a lad in fishing town an old man said to me
  You can spend your life your jolly life just sailing on the sea

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 35 lines
• Time

  Ain't the snow fallin' just a bit deeper these days
  Aren't they building the stairs a bit steeper these days

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 19 lines
• Crouchin’ On The Outside

  One two three four five six seven eight hey baby you're a little too late
  I'm standin' on the outside lookin' in at you on the inside

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 37 lines
• I Once Knew A Woman

  Well now I once knew a woman listen while I tell you all about her yeah
  And the first time I seen her I knew I couldn't live without

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 24 lines
• Someone Ate The Baby

  Someone ate the baby it's rather sad to say
  Someone ate the baby so she won't be out to play

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 11 lines
• Lemmebesomethin’

  Now if I can't be your hotdog lemme be your little weiner
  Baby if I can't be your regular man lemme be your in betweener

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 23 lines
• Testing The Bomb

  Oh they're testing the bomb as I'm singing this song
  They say not to worry cause nothing can go wrong

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 3 lines
• Modern Talk

  There was a time when people taked said with their mouth
  How they talk and it doesn't mean a thing it's called the modern talk

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 36 lines
• Goodnight Little Houseplant

  Goodnight little houseplant asleep on the sill
  I'll pull the shades so you don't catch a chill

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 11 lines
• The Meeting

  Treasure-like, I found her in a field
  under a myrtle hedge, wrapped from her

  by Pierre Louys 16 lines
• Grizzly Bear

  Yeah they call me Grizzly Bear got long black grizzly hair
  Walk down the street and everybody stop and stare

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 24 lines
• My Mind Keeps Movin’

  Walk into a restaurant with chicken on my mind
  Look at the menu I want roastbeaf and wine

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 34 lines
• She’s My Ever Lovin’ Machine

  Hey boys you know once I was took in by a girl with a twinkly eye
  And the first time that I wasn't lookin' she run off with a handsom

  by Sheldon Allan Silverstein 16 lines

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