The animal I really dig,
Above all others is the pig.
Bah, bah, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
"No animal is half as vile As Crocky–Wock, the crocodile.
Wherever I am, there's always Pooh,
There's always Pooh and Me.
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
Ernest was an elephant, a great big fellow, Leonard was a lion with a six foot tail,
Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
"Dear friends, we surely all agree There's almost nothing worse to see
"SISTER, sister, go to bed!
Go and rest your weary head."
There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going!
"Attention please! Attention please!
Don't dare to talk! Don't dare to sneeze!
Little Boy kneels at the foot of the bed,
Droops on the little hands little gold head.
Matilda told such Dreadful Lies,
It made one Gasp and Stretch one's Eyes;
All winter through I bow my head
beneath the driving rain;
Christopher Robin Had wheezles
A bear, however hard he tries,
Grows tubby without exercise.
I met a Man as I went walking:
We got talking,
"My teacher wasn't half as nice as yours seems to be. His name was Mister Unsworth and he taught us history.
No one can tell me,
Nobody knows,
Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure imagination
I had a little nut-tree, Nothing would it bear.
I found a little beetle; so that Beetle was his name, And I called him Alexander and he answered just the same.
Once upon a time there were three little foxes
Who didn’t wear stockings, and they didn’t wear sockses,
"If you are old and have the shakes, If all your bones are full of aches,
Round the world and home again That's the sailor's way
I'm hiding, I'm hiding
And no one knows where;
Down they go! Hail and snow!
I never thought my life could be Anything but catastrophe
There are too many kids in this tub
There are too many elbows to scrub
There's sun on the river and sun on the hill . . .
You can hear the sea if you stand quite still!
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