Poems about Humor

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may i feel said he

may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she

by e e cummings 38 lines, 18 comments
St Ives

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives

by Roald Dahl 3 lines, 16 comments
The Battle Of Hastings

I'll tell of the Battle of Hastings,
As happened in days long gone by,

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines, 9 comments
Albert's Return

You've `eard `ow young Albert Ramsbottom
At the zoo up at Blackpool one year

by Marriott Edgar 93 lines, 10 comments
Albert And His Savings

One day, little Albert Ramsbottom
To see 'ow much money 'e'd got

by Marriott Edgar 73 lines, 12 comments
Albert And The 'Eadsman

On young Albert Ramsbottom's birthday
His parents asked what he'd like most;

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines, 6 comments
Magna Charta

I'll tell of the Magna Charter
As were signed at the Barons' command

by Marriott Edgar 93 lines, 5 comments
Queen Matilda

Henry the first, surnamed " Beauclare,"
Lost his only son William at sea,

by Marriott Edgar 78 lines, 1 comment
Henry The Seventh

Henry the Seventh of England
Wasn't out of the Royal top drawer,

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines, 2 comments
Canute The Great

I'll tell of Canute, King of England,
A native of Denmark was he,

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines, 3 comments
Gunner Joe

I'll tell you a seafaring story,
Of a lad who won honour and fame

by Marriott Edgar 93 lines, 2 comments
Asparagus

Mr. Ramsbottom went to the races,
A thing as he'd ne'er done before,

by Marriott Edgar 83 lines, 1 comment
Bill's Enemy

"There's a bloke I sometimes want to kick the worst way in the world,"
Said Bill, while from his short black pipe the dog-watch smok

by Cicely Fox Smith 0 lines, 2 comments
George And The Dragon

I'll tell you the tale of an old country pub
As fancied itself up to date,

by Marriott Edgar 68 lines, 1 comment
Up'ards

'Twere getting dusk, one winter's night,
When up the clough there came in sight,

by Marriott Edgar 57 lines
Albert Down Under

Albert were what you'd call “thwarted”.
He had long had an ambition, which…

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines, 2 comments
Three Ha'Pence A Foot

I'll tell you an old-fashioned story
That Grandfather used to relate,

by Marriott Edgar 103 lines
The Jubilee Sov'reign

On Jubilee Day the Ramsbottoms
Invited relations to tea,

by Marriott Edgar 78 lines
Balbus

I'll tell you the story of Balbus,
You know, him as builded a wall;

by Marriott Edgar 83 lines, 8 comments
The Runcorn Ferry

On the banks of the Mersey, o'er on Cheshire side,
Lies Runcorn that's best known to fame

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines, 4 comments
Little Aggie

When Joe Dove took his elephants out on the road
He made each one hold fast with his trunk

by Marriott Edgar 73 lines, 4 comments
Sam's Racehorse

When Sam Small retired from the Army
He'd a pension of ninepence a day,

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines
Richard Coeur de Lion

Richard the First, Coeur-de-Lion,
Is a name that we speak of with pride,

by Marriott Edgar 78 lines, 1 comment
Goalkeeper Joe

Joe Dunn were a bobby for football
He gave all his time to that sport,

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines
The Channel Swimmer

Would you hear a Wild tale of adventure
Of a hero who tackled the sea,

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines, 2 comments
Marksman Sam

When Sam Small joined the regiment,
'E were no' but a raw recruit,

by Marriott Edgar 93 lines, 1 comment
Joe Ramsbottom

Joe Ramshottom rented a bit of a farm
From its owner, Squire Goslett his name;

by Marriott Edgar 78 lines, 1 comment
Jonah And The Grampus

I'll tell you the story of Jonah,
A really remarkable tale;

by Marriott Edgar 88 lines, 2 comments
The Burghers Of Calais

It were after the Battle of Crecy-
The foe all lay dead on the ground-

by Marriott Edgar 78 lines
Fair Rosamond

You've heard of King Henry II
And the story of how he got fond

by Marriott Edgar 78 lines

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