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Poems about Humour
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Women wear trousers
To trail round the shops;
IT’S singin’ in an’ out,
An’ feelin’ full of grace;
West of Dubbo the west begins
The land of leisure and hope and trust,
"Christmas," said Bill, "on Christmas cards, it's winders all aglow,
An' lots o' stuff to eat an' drink an' a good three feet o' sno
The Rummy-jums, the Rummy-jums,
Are very funny people;
This here's a tale of a sho-nuff man
Whut lived one time in the delta lan'
Mind, I have a question for you — How is it you stay so young?
As the years pile up on my body, you too should grow old.
My brother Andy said, that for a soldier he would go,
So great excitement came upon the house of McElroe.
Scene: On Monaro
Dramatis Personae:
Wheresoe'er I turn my view,
All is strange, yet nothing new;
A sake barrel,
Born without hands, makes merry —
Once I wrote a little poem which I thought was very fine, And I showed the printer’s copy to a critic friend of mine,
Stant littore Puppies!-- Virgil.
It was a litter, a litter of five,
The railway rattled and roared and swung
With jolting and bumping trucks.
Blueberries as big as the end of your thumb, Real sky-blue, and heavy, and ready to drum
Now this was what Macpherson told
While waiting in the stand;
Ther' ain't no use in all this strife,
An' hurryin', pell-mell, right thro' life.
Now the squatters and the “cockies,”
Shearers, trainers and their jockeys
You may talk of Columbus's sailing
Across the Atlantical Sea
He tore the curtains yesterday,
And scratched the paper on the wall;
God bless our good and gracious kind, Whose promise none relies on,
WITH saddest music all day long
She soothed her secret sorrow:
There's a whisper down the line at 11.39 When the Night Mail's ready to depart,
I've just been elected to Parliament,
At Westminster I'm the big cheese,
Have you heard how young Albert Ramsbottom, Was evacuated from home
His duties are to pinch, and poke,
And squeeze them till they nearly choke.
The census man, The day he came round,
Can't is the worst word that's written or spoken; Doing more harm here than slander and lies;
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