There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
There was a young lady named Laura, Who went to the wilds of Angora,
There once was an old man of Lyme Who married three wives at a time,
There once was a girl of Lahore, The same shape behind as before;
There once was an old monk of Basing, Whose salads were something amazing;
There was a young lady of Wilts, Who walked up to Scotland on stilts;
There was an Old Man in a boat,
Who said, 'I'm afloat, I'm afloat!'
There was an Old Man of Hong Kong,
Who never did anything wrong.
There was an old bugger called God,
who got a young virgin in pod.
There was an Old Man with a gong,
Who bumped at it all day long;
There was a Young Lady whose nose,
Was so long that it reached to her toes;
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison,
And had an affair with a Saracen;
There was an Old Man of the West,
Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest;
There was a Young Lady of Turkey,
Who wept when the weather was murky;
There was an Old Man of the Isles,
Whose face was pervaded with smiles;
There was an Old Man of the South,
Who had an immederate mouth;
There was an Old Person whose habits,
Induced him to feed upon rabbits;
There was a Young Lady of Clare,
Who was sadly pursued by a bear;
There was a Young Person of Smyrna,
Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her;
There was an Old Person of Chili,
Whose conduct was painful and silly,
There was an Old Man of Madras,
Who rode on a cream-coloured ass;
There was an Old Man of Cape Horn,
Who wished he had never been born;
There was an Old Man of Melrose,
Who walked on the tips of his toes;
There was an Old Man of Nepaul,
From his horse had a terrible fall;
There was an Old Man with a nose,
Who said, 'If you choose to suppose,
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin;
There was a Young Lady of Lucca,
Whose lovers completely forsook her;
There was an old man of Tobago,
Who lived on rice, gruel and sago
There was an Old Man of Vienna,
Who lived upon Tincture of Senna;
There was an Old Person of Ischia,
Whose conduct grew friskier and friskier;
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