There was an Old Person of Ischia,
Whose conduct grew friskier and friskier;
There was an Old Person of Wick,
Who said, 'Tick-a-Tick, Tick-a-Tick;
There was an Old Man on some rocks,
Who shut his wife up in a box;
There was an Old Person in Gray,
Whose feelings were tinged with disman;
There was an old Lady of Winchelsea,
Who said, 'If you needle or pin shall see
There was a Young Lady of Poole,
Whose soup was excessively cool;
There was an Old Man on a hill,
Who seldom, if ever, stood still;
There was an old man whose despair
Induced him to purchase a hare:
There was an Old Man of the Wrekin
Whose shoes made a horrible creaking
There was a Young Lady of Ryde,
Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied.
There was an Old Man of Bohemia,
Whose daughter was christened Euphemia,
There was an old person of Troy,
Whose drink was warm brandy and soy,
There was an Old Person of Dover,
Who rushed through a field of blue Clover;
There was an Old Man of Kildare,
Who climbed into a very old chair;
There was a Young Lady whose bonnet,
Came untied when the birds sate upon it;
There was an Old Person of Rheims,
Who was troubled with horrible dreams;
There was a Young Lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were excessively nautical:
There was an Old Man of Moldavia,
Who had the most curious behaviour;
There was an Old Person of Hurst,
Who drank when he was not athirst;
There was an Old Man of the East,
Who gave all his children a feast;
There was an Old Man with a flute,
A serpent ran into his boot;
There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
There was a Young Person of Crete,
Whose toilette was far from complete;
There was an old man who felt pert
When he wore a pale rose-coloured shirt.
There was an Old Man of Aôsta,
Who possessed a large cow, but he lost her;
There was an Old Lady of Prague,
Whose language was horribly vague;
There was an Old Man of Dundee,
Who frequented the top of a tree;
There was an Old Person of Prague,
Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;
The was a Young Lady of Bute,
Who played on a silver-gilt flute;
There was an Old Person of Leeds,
Whose head was infested with beads;
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