There was an Old Person of Philę,
Whose conduct was scroobious and wily;
There was an Ol Man of Quebec,
A beetle ran over his neck;
There was an Old Person of Cadiz,
Who was always polite to all ladies;
There was an Old Man of New York,
Who murdered himself with a fork;
There was an Old Man who supposed,
That the street door was partially closed;
There was an Old Man, on whose nose,
Most birds of the air could repose;
There was an Old Man of the Cape,
Who possessed a large Barbary ape,
There was an Old Person of Bangor,
Whose face was distorted with anger!
There was an Old Person of Dutton,
Whose head was as small as a button,
There was an Old Man of the Hague,
Whose ideas were excessively vague;
There was a Young Lady of Hull,
Who was chased by a virulent bull;
There was Old Man in a pew,
Whose waistcoat was spotted with blue;
There was an Old Man of Coblenz,
The length of whose legs was immense;
There was an Old Man of the Dee,
Who was sadly annoyed by a flea;
There was an Old Man of Corfu,
Who never knew what he should do;
There was an Old Man of Vesuvius,
Who studied the works of Vitruvius;
There was an Old Person of Ems,
Who casually fell in the Thames;
There was an Old Man at a casement,
Who held up his hands in amazement;
There was an Old Man with a owl,
Who continued to bother and howl;
There was an Old Person of Cheadle,
Who was put in the stocks by the beadle
There was an Old Man who said, 'Well!
Will nobody answer this bell?
There was an Old Person of Anerley,
Whose conduct was strange and unmannerly;
There was an Old Man who said, 'Hush!
I perceive a young bird in this bush!'
There was an Old Man of Jamaica,
Who suddenly married a Quaker;
There was an Old Man of Leghorn,
The smallest that ever was born;
There was an Old Man who said, 'How
Shall I flee from that horrible cow?
There was an Old Person of Tring,
Who embellished his nose with a ring;
There was an Old Person of Ewell,
Who chiefly subsisted on gruel;
There was an Old Person of Burton,
Whose answers were rather uncertain;
There was an Old Person of Tartary,
Who divided his jugular artery;
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